Not many people will remember the video, it's basically the group standing on this stage made out to look like they're on top of some sort of pillar with no site of ground beneath them. It's a very white set and hard on the eyes and no action to speak of.

She's on the metro. She sees things that are in the song on the metro. It's really not even worth trying to describe, it's so plain jane and repetitous.

There's no cars anywhere in this video, he's just playing very simple melodies on his keyboard. Walking in and out of smoke machines. Big neon structures everywhere. Wake me up when it's over, please!

A half-bearable song, made even worse with this stop-motion herky-jerky strobe like video. For those of you who don't know, she either wants it all, or she wants more... and she's making orgasm sounds through out the song, get it yet? I think someone should get something for this one, and sex is sure out of the question.

Chains, they're hanging from big giant chains... they move up and down on these chains... real symbolism going on here people. Maybe if they tied one of these chains around the singer's throat we could end the video quicker (is that mean of me? Try watching it with your eyes open, it's that painful). Do yourself a favor during this video, crank the music and turn around and think of a better video for these guys.

This video stunk so bad that Steve Miller himself didn't even appear in it (smart guy).

S...S...S...S... A... A... A... A... please... please... please... make it stop! Argh, the only positive thing about this video is it convinced a lot of video makers against using midgets for absolutely no reason. Everyone looks so happy and cheerful, I want to puke. Heck, if someone did puke, it might actually have been cool (uh-huh, yeah... cool cool cool, sorry won't happen again)

He's got a whip. He's using it to underess some manequin. When she's just about nude they end it. Now, if we saw the nude manequin, maybe it would be enough to bare watching it for what seems an eternity. There's also a bunch of whip related items (like whip cream).

Yes. Yes I do... it was sorta inventive, I will grant it that, but good ole Boy George did nothing to help us figure out just what the hell he/she was during this one. One of those videos where they didn't even try to make the song fit the video, which isn't too bad, I can understand that, but not only does it not tell a story, it just isn't entertaining.

One of my favorite songs with one of the worst ever videos, do they really get worse than this? You got two mute alienish like women walking like robots towards the camara and the band in this mirror house playing their instruments while the camera keeps circling like it's about to fall over. It's amazing the song was even popular at a time when videos could sink a song.

This video has Dave Stewart parading around a room with Bananarama, it's pretty bad!

Need I say more?!

As I remember, Debbie Harry is walking around a town with break dancers and mimes while singing.
From Email: Sorry, but that's the "Rapture" video. The "Heart of Glass" video is the whole band playing in a very disco setting--complete with silver disco ball spinning. Its cheesy too, but not as cheesy as "Rapture".

A good song but an awful video!!

The theme leaves something to be desired!!

Almost all of their videos were cheezie.

Good song but Journey looks like they're going to bust a gut in this one.

In this one they're rolling around the floor of a studio with a big sheet. Uuugh!!

In this one Frida (the brunette) is acting like she's at a fashion show and dragging Bijorn shopping while Agnetha is singing.

Darryl hall is in a room full of noisy kids and a woman who wants to kiss him while Oats is trying to play guitar. This one makes me laugh whenever I watch it!!

(good song, though)

I saw this one the other day. I am still stunned speechless by the Wilson sisters' hair.

Major costume video. What the hell did it mean? It looks like they blew the whole budget in a masquerade shop and then had to film out by somebody's parent's pool.

The Day Glo! The Big-Letter T shirts! Good God!

Um, some sort of techno-caveman motif here. Grace has blue hair. Someone DEFINITELY took too many drugs in the 60's.

Overexposed film, way too bright, white background and guys buried up to the neck in sand for no apparent reason. (See also Huey Lewis' If This is It for the sand thing redux)

An early classic. Love the white backdrop and cheerleader costumes. Feels like it was made with a handycam in Mom's basement.

Creepy and nightmare inducing. Shades of Stevie Nicks!

Legions of women in negligees look like they are doing some basic training-style calesthenics. Odd.

Unspeakably strange and bad. Words are not enough to describe how awful this video is. Brilliant!

The hair is ultimate 80's. The robot/alien women are a classic. The tinfoil set is remarkable. Still, what makes this video so fascinating to me is the very dramatic "look-at-me-I'm-a-music-genius" flair given to the one-finger keyboard solo. Unbelievable. This video sums up just what the early years of MTV were all about.

Proof that you should never make a video while you're constipated. Nice Vuarnet Cat Eye shades though.

Simply having Tom Jones qualifies it for cheesy status.

Aren't you glad your local gym isn't like this?

Pure Energy? More like pure cheddar. Complete with the band playing cardboard cut out instruments.

I'm pretty sure this one induced some seizures in young kids.

Geez at least get some good looking cheerleaders!

Ok we've got Debbie Harry in hookers outfit, one of the guys in the band dancing like the wolfwman, scary guy in a white suit AND Uncle Sam.

Boy those guys in Styx are pretty high tech alright. Nice perm!

Choose Life? Choose a different channel. Oh and while you're at it, get some t-shirts that fit.

Tiffany trying to rock out at the local mall. Need I say more?

The cheesiest song of all time desreves an equally cheesier video!

Even rap was not spared!

I almost feel sick to my heart putting this one down, because this is the best song of the eighties.

They make me almost ashamed to live in San Francisco.

How cheesier than a family of nineteen all in one band!

What the hell was the lion all about!

He really looked tough, didn't he!

Isn't it funny how everyone dresses like that now anyways!

What the fuck was that!

This one is really bad, but it had the best storyline!

Quite possibly the least threatening band in history. You can tell that they're an 80's band because the keyboard player has about six boards to choose from (and he can play them without looking!!!)

Which version? Take your pick. One has a blue guy in a garbage bag, one has footage from Zaxxon. What more do you want??

Kind of like Prince, kind of like Michael Jackson, but much, much worse than either of them.

Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go is certainly worse, but this one gets my vote for demonstrating just how little Andrew Ridgely did in the band. Okay George, you sing, and I'll hit those complex 'A-ha-A, A-ha-A, O-oh-O, O-oh-O, A-HA-A, A-HA-A, To-do-do-la-la-la-la-la' parts. Don't expect him to receive a knighthood anytime soon.

I wouldn't actually call this a bad video, but it makes my list because the costumes and Road Warrior Theme capture the very essence of the 80's. If anyone wants an introduction to the brilliant decade, direct them straight to this one. The best part is at the end when they are all posing on the car and a piece of white fluff (whatever it was) falls right in one of their eyes. Watch his desperate effort not to shake his head to get it out of his eye.

He's climbing the building......HE'S CLIMBING THE BUILDING!!!!!

Out of respect for the dead, and for my own eighties heritage, I must admit I loved this one. Falco was a key part of any complete eighties experience. However, from a more objective distance, I must concede that it is pretty damn awful. But come on...for sheer comic value, it can't be beat, can it??

I didn't see this gem until one of the 80's weekends on Muchmusic recently. Sweet merciful crap...did we really need the freeze-shots of each of them with their names at the bottom of the screen?

Tolerable until the end when we have to endure the close-ups of his band with their dopey smiles. And is the Piano really necessary? Yes, Larry, we all know you play the Piano.

Yippie - Yippie - Yi - Yippie - Yi - Yo - Yo. Nuff Said

The clothes! the hair! Were we ever that young? *sigh*

You'd believe a hair band could fly. :)

I'm not homophobic but their lead singer really gives me the creeps. Fun song though.

Gag me with a spoon! Dee Snyder is one rock star who does NOT look cool in make up.

Cheesy Canadian metal anthem, circa 1984. I knew guys who would sing the chorus (Gimme an R! O! C! K! Whatcha got? Rock! And whatcha gonna do? Rock you!)but replacing the letters R and O with F and U. The singer is very ugly. Very tacky video.

Bad German metal band. Sounds like a cross between AC/DC and Iron Maiden. If that alone doesn't make you cringe, this awful piece of vintage 80s cheese will. Nice fake dummy on the wrecking ball too.

A duet with an animated cat. Kill me.

Someone please erase the entire Jackson family from existence! Michael and Jermaine were "too busy" to even appear in this video, so they're replaced by wax dummies.

I don't mind the song but the video relies on a visual gag that gets old after ten seconds. The singer's head in the sky, the star people...boring.

An awful song by an awful band (can a singer SOUND any more effeminate?). And guess what? The video is cheesy crap! People in stupid robot costumes doing 'the robot' to this astonishly bad song.