(To pick who was "it" in a game: My mother and your mother were hanging out clothes My mother punched your mother right in the nose What color was the blood? (the person chooses a color-- let's say green) G-R-E-E-N spells green And you are not it, you dirty dirty dishrag you

Fire, water, ladies, disco. Stand up, sit down, turn around, touch the ground (jump rope song)

Lady Gaga = Cyndi Lauper

I am a little FIRST grader. As pretty as can be be. And all the boy around my block are crazy over me me. My boyfriends name is jell-o. He lives in Alabama. With a pickle for a nose and twenty five toes this is how my story goes. One day I was walking and I saw my boyfriend talking. To the prettiest girl in the whole wide world and this is what he said to her. I M-I-S-S miss you. I L-O-V-E love you. I want to K-I-S-S kiss you. Pick me up at eleven o clock. ONE o clock TWO o clock THREE o clock FOUR o clock FIVE o clock SIX o clock SEVEN o clock EIGHT o clock NINE o clock TEN o clock ELEVEN o clock DING DONG

My name is Canine Piccalo, Piccalo Canine, Hunkleberry, Walla Walla Whiskey, Chinese Chop Sticks, Chow! (Hand slapping game)

Miss Susie had a baby, His name was Tiny Tim, She put him in the bathtub to see if he could swim, He drank up all the water, he ate up all the soap, he tried to eat the bathtub but it wouldn't fit down his throat. Miss Susie called the Doctor, The Doctor called the nurse, The nurse called the lady with the alligator purse. Out went the water, out went the soap, out went the bathtub, that wouldn't fit down his throat, out went the doctor, out went the nurse, out went the lady with the alligator purse.

Dream Phone game = Girl Talk Dateline game

Ticky Ticky Tim-bo No saw rim-bo Char-E Bar-E Rooch-E Pip Perry Pimble

My dad's a dustman, he wears a dustman's hat He killed 5,000 germs, so what do you think of that? One right here, one right there, one right round the corner One right here, one right there, one right in the water Water, water doesn't last, so if you don't like water you can shove it up your Aunty Mary had a canary, she also has a duck She took it 'round the kitchen door and taught it how to Fry eggs and bacon, make a cup of tea The more you eat, the more you drink the more you want to Peter had a boat, the boat began to rock, up jumped a shark and bit off Peter's Cock-a-doodle-do, that's all I say to you So leave me alone and feel your own Cock-a-doodle-do!

There's a soldier in the grass With a bullet up his a%% Take it out Take it out take it out