omg. milgurt is sooo good. you can find it at most local stores and they are forfilled with thiamin and fiber now. They come in many flavores. i am making a new one / roasted cactus. it's delicious. Milgurt reminds me of a tunica

Hello. I would like to say that I completely agree with Aly, milgurt is delicious! I actually am the one who came out with that roasted cactus flavor (I think people are taking my idea). Anyway, I am also thinking of making salmon or tofu flavors, too. I do believe that milgurt is like a tunica in a way. Thank you to anyone who took the time to read this!

Hey!!!!! Aly and Kajeeba are so smart!!!!! I went to the grocery store yesterday and picked up 17 containers of milgurt (SOO good!!) Roasted cactus is great...thanx for all your help!

i agree that milgurt is vry delactible. and that everyone should eat it evern if its against there will. so yeah eat it nowww. yeah so bye.

Hi everyone. Milgurt is really good! I tried peach flavor and I could taste the yogurt particles coming up (yummical!) I really enjoyed mashed banana and beef and sprinkles flavors. I will definately go back to the supermarket to buy more. Just to let you know, I believe milgurt is going on sale 3/$3 sometime soon. So, everyone keep your eyes out for the wonderful sales on these wonderful products!

Milgurt is great for you! It is now enriched with TWO TIMES the calcium and vitamin D! These delighting victuals are perfect as a snack for anyone!

hello. i just wanted to comment on guanto's comment. It is quite delightful to see that young kids now are eating healthy foods/ milgurt. It really is a pleasure. may god bless you all! :) which stores can i by milgurt. now i hear, the stores are making more milgurt after many years. It is really wonderful!

Hi Vicktowkia! I wanted to tell you that you can buy milgurt at any grocery store! Delightful flavors are a MUST for summer!

milgurt is like attacking everyone since it isss soo good. and like yeah if u havnt tried it yet u should go get it.... like NOW!!! soo go and when u try it tell me what u thinnk. soo bye

Hi y'all mi name is Yomi! I don't really understand what Shanala is tryin' to get across about milgurt but I want to tell y'all that I tried it for breakfast and it is very yummy!

Howdy. Today is a mighty fine day to purchase milgurt! As a matter of fact, ANY DAY is a good day to buy a container of milgurt. Thanks for reading this and I hope you have a great day! milgurt rules!

Hey! I never tried milgurt before, I am not sure if I should buy some or not because I do not like yogurt. So If I don't like yogurt will I like milgurt?

hi. i like milgurt 2.

Hello folks. I like milgurt too! Milgurt is healthy and nutritious and it is great for an afternoon snack.

Hello. My name is Fredrick Donaldson, and I just came out of Milgurt rehab. I just wanted to write to tell these wonderful people about the dangers of overdosing your Milgurt consumption. At one point in my life, I was up to drinking 14 containers of Milgurt a day! It become hazardous! I was sent to Milgurt rehab in 1987 and just recently came back. My recovery was amazing and I'm proud to say that I'm down to 1 Milgurt a day! I would just like to remind the people reading this that: "Milgurt is a great snack, that will one day take over our bodies and start eating us from the inside out." Hopefully, I have reached everyone's inner Milgurt lover and really made them aware of the dangers. Sincerly, Fredrick Donaldson -Ex-Milgurt CEO-

Hi. I'm new to this topic, my name is Gwendolyn, and I just wanted to comment on Mr. Donaldson's comment. I feel that Milgurt is a great snack, and the bottle says that it's healthy, so I don't understand how Milgurt sent you to rehab? Would you care to explain?

Thank you for asking Gwendolyn! I would love to share my experience with you! When Milgurt first came out, I was obsessed with buying all of it from stores. I would go to every place I could find it, and buy all their Milgurt. Then, when I got home, I would drink it all. Milgurt says that it also helps you lose weight by stopping your cravings. I didn't read that part, and I drank so much that I stopped eating anything else. It was so unhealthy, I was sent to Milgurt rehab. Sincerly, Fredrick Donalson -Ex-Milgurt CEO-

Hi. I tried milgurt, but I am sorry to say that I do not like it. :(

Howdy Ginny! I'm surprised to hear that you don't like milgurt! It's mighty fine!

omg. milgurt is soooooo good!!!! i was constapated last night and now im all better!

omg. thts kewl! like totally fetch. omg 2day i got a manicure. but milgurt spilled on it and now its ruined. and wen i tried to fix it i broke a nail. im serious. but i still love milgurt. you can buy milgurt at cvs too now. and there's this weird cactus flavor thts roasted so yeah. totally.

wow u all have really interesting names. milgurt is really good. and i admire it. i pray to it each night. okay. so no one yes , NO ONE can insult MILGURT!!! and no i dont have johnospirathan!! stop making fun of me. milgur is my life. so deal with it!!!

Hey everyone! I would like to tell you a story about milgurt...here it goes: one summer night, I was out at a concert and my friend, Beth, brought some snacks with her. She took something out of her hand-knitted bag. It was a plastic bottle that said "Milgurt" on it. Beth offered me some so I took it. I drank some and it was soft and creamy on my throat, it was delicious! To this day, I purchase about 974362597846572654 bottles of milgurt a day. Thank you to anyone who read my story! :) pce.luv.milgurt.

you are rite gretchen. i love the taste. however it is more, silky, luscious and smooth. i love its texture. According to my calculations it is impossible to buy that amount in a day because 17 percent of people buy 1 can of milgurt a day. and stores have 1579 cartons in / milgurt shipments per week. Therefore, you are unconstitutional. against amendment number 3 lodging troops in homes. but milgurt is yummy..l. in my tummy

OMG Gretchen! Hey! Milgurt is sooo good! You never told me how great it felt drinking Milgurt.. I've never drank it actually. Maybe we can hang out soon and I can try some! ~BETHIE-BOO~

Hi Beth! I haven't seen you since 1834! It's been so long! How have you been? Of course you can come over sometime and drink some of my Milgurt! Duh-uhh! ILY! I've been good and I'm sure that you've been well. I mean you are my Bethie-Boo! ~Gretch-Fletch~

r u 2 goin out. cuz u have pet names 4 eachother and that's wrong. but milgurt isnt a joke. its the reason that we are alive. some people think its because of adam and eve but i will tell you the real story. the first thing ever made was milgurt . one day a pixie fairy made its size 123923829038 billion times bigger. it exploded and formed mountains... That pixie fairy took milgurt in the beggining and saved it while it was still liquid. Now they found it in a a spot where she hid it. so now, stores sell it for high proces. it is very rare now.

Hello. I'm Ronnie Racingabber-Shmaltopz-Flinder. Many of you must know me as the Milgurt spokesperson. I would just like to let you all know that I recently read everyone's stories, and I would like to report that Fredrick Donaldson is not the Ex-Milgurt CEO! When I was young, I joined a Milgurt club, and a boy the same age as me, by the name of FREDRICK DONALDSON, was the CEO, or leader. Fredrick Donaldon is not the CEO of the Milgurt company, merely the Ex-Milgurt Club CEO. He's a fraud. But he was my best friend... Until that one day....But I won't bore you good people with my stories... Good-bye! KEEP ON "RACIN"gabber-Shmaltopz-Flinder----------- Ronnie Racingabber-Shmaltopz-Flinder

hi ronnie racingabber shmaltopz fli.... i am your biggest fan. can i please get your autograph. please!!! my dream will come true. i will even pay you. please give me your autograph. where can i meet you. write back. please!!!!!!

Alright! Ronnie, you caught me! I was trying to put myself in higher authority to make my comments have a more powerful affect on people! I'm sorry... But, I shouldn't have to appologize to you, because you're my EX-BFFL! Why don't you tell all these good people the story.. Go on! Tell them! Sincerly, Fredrick Donaldson -Ex-Milgurt-Club President-

Hello. First, I would like to tell "ur biggest fan" that I no longer sign autographs. I'm untouchable and unsignable. Next, I will tell you all the story of me and Fredrick Donaldson. Everyday in the Milgurt Club, the President, or Fredrick Donaldson, was supposed to bring 1255437432437 gallons of Milgurt. But one day, Fredrick only brought 1255437432436 gallons of Milgurt! It was tragic, so I told EVERYONE in the club, but Fredrick, to leave and never come back. So while Fredrick left to use the little Milgurt lovers room, we all ditched and went to my clubhouse to start a new Milgurt club. And that's why Fredrick Donaldson and I, Ronnie Racingabber-Shmaltopz-Flinder, hate each other!

dont be silly. its alright. i will tell everyone the story but hold your horses.

um... I think that reason is stupid... first, Fredrick should have brought all the gallons that he was supposed to bring, and second, just because Fredrick didn't bring all the milgurt he was supposed to bring doesn't mean you can ditch him, Ronnie! geez! you guys should just be friends again, and stop fighting in a milgurt chat room!

how are you untouchable? technically that is false information. according to the scientific law / 3rd one, everyone is touchable and gravity weighs all forces accelerating at a constant speed therefore forfilling my point. You are a liar. and now i am not ur fan. i hate liars. and i hope you . ugh!!! i hate you. dont tlk 2 me again!

Now, my friends, there is another imposter! Mr. "Hi"! I would just like to tell you not to listen to Mr. "Hi". He's a fraud and should never be believed again!

Hi! I just want everyone to know that I'm having a baby, and I'm naming it Milgurt! We're not sure if it's a boy or girl, but we're finding out later tonight... I'm inform everyone as soon as I know! ~Norma~

YOU ARE ALL WRONG! THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS MILGURT, THERE NEVER WAS, AND THERE NEVER WILL BE! SO, PLEASE, STOP WRITING STUFF. OKAY. POINT MADE CLEARLY. BUH BYE. pce.luv.not-milgurt.

Fredrick is a good person! and i agree with the hannie montannie song entitled "nobody's perfect" because if he forgot one measly gallon of milgurt then he is NOT a bad person.

I don't really agree with Martinakawale. I mean, one gallon of milgurt should be appreciated, am I right? Yes I am. Not one OUNCE of milgurt should be wasted, we should think of others who could be starving rather than ourselves. Seriously, food is not to be wasted, but to be eaten. If you do not appreciate milgurt then feed it to your pet alligator. Also, how can I become a member of this Milgurt Club?

Jorgon von Moochie: You can become a member of the Milgurt Club by visiting my webpage. The address is simply my name (without the hyphens) dot com. there you will find a link that allows you to joing the club. it lets you know that you're in the club when a link pops up that says "Welcome Abord Milgurt-Lover!" I would also like to say that I am very happy for Norma! Congrats! Finally, I am ready to appologize to Fredrick Donaldson when he is.

Hello all! I'm back! With some interesting news! My baby cannot be identified as a boy or girl yet... The doctor cannot tell. She says that now it doesn't even matter since the baby's name is Milgurt, which isn't classified as gender favoriting. I'm proud to say that Baby Milgurt will be arriving in 2 months or less! The doctor says Milgurt could possibly be premature, so I must go if I feel strange. ~Norma~

jorgon von moochie...no one should of told him how to be in the club. I was in his 2nd grade class and he is a dork / not cool enough to be in the club. and according to my research it is not legal for anyone in the united states ( where you live) to own an alligator for several reasons and regulations. It is against the law. therefore, if you do not give up the aligator the cops can stalk you. Also, alligators are milktose and tollerant another reason why u shouldnt own them. if they come close to milk ..well... lets just say.. dont let tht happen. milgurt is extremely hazardous now. so please ignore jorgon's comments. he is also inconstitutional however against amendment 3 right to bear arms.

Amendment number 3 states that lodging troops can't come in to your home. get your facts straight. you mean it goes against amendment number 2 and 6 and 12 - right to bear arms, right to speedy trial, and right to own zebras under restricted regulations under a animal scientist co infintilectuancy. so deal with it!

norma, by the way congratz on your he/she baby. according to my research there is a 79.375438 % chance that your baby will be a monkey or a giraffe so you should get abortion or else itwill be too big for your stomach and there will be problems!trust me. i've had expirience!

howdy y'all. just wanted tinform yall that the site aint workin. that cant be any more fascinatin than fat cowz gettin dizzay afta eatin barlay. the site with his name aint workin. so pish posh, its all balderdash. so howdy and i'll see yall around the rosy w/ my pal frank.

This is to Ronnie Racingabber Shmaltopz Flinder: I tried typing your name as the web adress, but it simply did not work! Is this a scam?

milgurt is yummy.

Aly, I know that milgurt is yummy! But I have a bigger issue to deal with right now. Ronnie Racingabber... told me I could join the milgurt club. She said that I had to go to the web address (which was her name) so I tried. But, you know what? Ronnie told me the wrong one! But...who knows if it was an accident or on purpose?!?! :(

Sally: That is rude to say for the people of this milgurt chat room to ignore my comments. I am a great contributor with good intentions. Please listen to what I have to say from now on! =/

i disagree with meever-meever cootie keejer.

well maybe he didnt want u 2 join the club. cuz we're too cool 4 u. i mean a milgurt club... who could be cooler? so get over it!! by the way what did the fish say to the shark? dont eat me too nica. hahahahahaaaaaaaa!!!! im sooo kewl!

Why wouldn't they want me to join the club!? I am cool, you know. I am the best! Look at this milgurt site...I mean, most of the comments here are from ME!! :) pce.luv.milgy.

its not rude jorgon. its the truth. and sometimes the truth hurts. If you are still feeling emotional about this situation go to ANGER MANAGMENT!!!! they'd be happy to help... actually only happy to make money.. but pretty much the same thing. now stop commenting on the site because ur ruining it and are really embarassing!!

the question to u is why wouldn't they want you to join the club. uve been a geek ever since 3rd grade. remember when you used to pick ur nose and eat it. do you still do that. and wen you would read for fun and stuff. My point is proven. And if you write back u go against amendment 1 freedom of speech. so dont write back. STOP GOING AGAINST THE CONSTITUTION!!!

Who asked for your opinion, "Sally?"

You know what?! I am done with milgurt. Bye.

to narrow down the amount of people I'll make the question, "Who didn't ask for my opinion. " and by the way u did, cuz u asked anyone on the site. so next time write ,"except for sally." no one likes you. ur weird. have no friends,(except for probaqbly a pet alligator which is again illegal) pick ur nose, read for fun, and have no life!

fine i know that ur rite sally. but i have to tell u something. ever since 2nd grade ive had a major crush on you. are you still single?

Milgurt is the worst food in the world....u no wats it made of? its made of cow manure...thas right cow poop!!!!!milgurt is seriously gross...EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

why would someone like me be single? and why would someone like me even consider you? eww.. if you're on this site , which u are. .. then im never going on this site again!so bye to you , jorgon von poochie...

hello. i am from jamica and here they dont rly have alot of milgurt. and one when i went into the other places i tried it and luvved it so how can i get it to have more here?

its not made of cow manure!~! its made of sheep manure!! jk. its not. thts a lie. only out of milk and yogurt. those are rumors. Well if they dont get shipped to jamaica then you must movce. it will be worth it. i mean milgurt... anything is worth it! but how is it possible that you are in jamaica. this site is only in the united states and canada and tokyo according to my research. and also , you are over 2,245,007.283619572 miles away from the us west border / west north so thts impossible. stop lying for attention!

actually it is 22,245,007.2836295728 miles away. stop lying for attention. u r unconstitutional! what's wrong with teh world?!?!!! i have to take my pills. bye

actually jamaica is in the united states. wow.. u guys have problems.

no! its in montreal!

is there really yogurt particles in milgurt?

why yes there is. And now i am proud to say that they come with advertisements / commercials and tellie tubbies to make oung kids want to buy them . It really is quite appealing. wow.. there's a lot of commentson this site.

hi. i nevver even heard of milgurt or expected it to be soo popular , actually popular at all. it wasnt even popular when i was a kid. I clicked on a random link on this site / which happened to be milgurt, and there are a billion comments. So, I wanted to find a recipe for the 80's village / my child's project. So i decided to make milgurt. (since it's really popular) all the other links didnt have 1 comment. I made it, homemade. it tasted really bad. there were floating partiicles in milk. no one enjoyed it. is this some kind of practical joke?

no. of course not! we all just have different taste. get it? taste / opinions and taste like milgurt since you taste it. haha. that is a knee slapper. I happen to like it because it brings back memories from my childhood and because it tastes sweet annd refreshing

can anyone submit links to find another site on milgurt / above. i'm doing a school project on this and can't get any info. Thiis is the only site i found. i don't want to fail! please be a good person and help me.

yea. i agree. theres like no links or places to find milgurt. i went on milgurt.com and it linked me to this random site. someone please i am begging you. make your own site on milgurt. take pictures. explore. have fun!

I think someone should find a picture of milgurt! I looked but all I found was yogurt ir milk. bye

Hi all! I'm back! The doctor warned me that my baby WILL be a premature baby, and I wanted to thank aly for congratulating me on my baby. However, no matter what type of animal, or human, my baby will be, my husband and I decided to keep it!

Hello. This is Ronnie Racingabber-Shmaltopz-Flinder! Last night, I was walking in the street, and a black cat crossed my path. Many of my biggest fans know that I am EXTREMELY superstious! So, I am currently hiding in my grandmother's basement. Thinking on my toes, I raced to Grannie's laptop and snatched it so I could type to all my loving fans! First, this is to Jorgon von Moochie: I am sorry to say that my webpage was recently shut down. I thought that possibly it would still be up and running, but unfortuately, it is not. I researched your name and found out that we live in the same city, so the club is always open at my camoflauge guinea pig stable! You're welcome to come anytime!

Aloha! My name's Eliza, and I come from Hawaii! I have some questions about Milgurt... one- Is milgurt the treat of the century?... two- Would anyone like to come to Hawaii and bring me some?... and three(for Ronnie Racingabber-Shmaltopz-Flinder)- Will you go out with me?

I am back. I have returned to loving milgurt. Ahh I knew I couldn't last long giving up milgurt. It is so delectable that I came back to this "milgurt chat room." I would just like to say that Ronnie seems like a good person because she tells the truth (or at least it seems like it). Anyway, guess what? THE MILGURT COMPANY JUST CAME OUT WITH A MASHED CARROT FLAVOR! It is so exciting! They also came out with a chocolate mousse flavor, but I tried it and I didn't think too highly of it. The mashed carrot flavor is one of my favorites. But, I have to say that grilled banana is also very good. Another great flavor is toasted asparagus. Milgurt is very healthy for you if you make the right choices. The chocolate mousse may not be the best choice to maintain a good diet, but of course you may choose whatever flavor suits you. Milgurt is so great for anyone!

Eliza: Sure I will.. I'll come down to Hawaii and bring you all the Milgurt you want, shmookums!

i think that milgurt is weird

hello everyone! I recently discovered that Milgurt is making a cream cheese and oats flavor, and also a rice pilaf and frozen fish flavor! YUMM!

What's rice pilaf?

OMG! WAKLE! HOW DARE YOU! milgurt isn't weird! it's the only thing that keeps us alive!

rly?

rice pilaf- a highly delectable rice with high frutose corn syrup from a watermelon fish tank

of course wakle! milgurt is sacred!

this question is for Garbonzo: Are you in the 2-star circus w. letters and numbers? because I thought I saw you there?

Cran: yep.

i know what rice pilaf is and what aly said isnt right. its a type of rice with noodles. and some of those noodles are curently on my back but yeah soo yupp thats what that is soo bye.

Hilow is wrong about that! It IS what Aly said. GoSH! :)

no i am not wrong it IS what i said it was and NOT what aly said it was. iv aten it before so i would know. soo bye.

Aten is not a word. You have terrible grammar!

ik i rly doo! but gues what! i dont care because only milgurt is alowed to insult me soo there!

According to my calculations...milgurt cannot insult anyone because it is a non living object, therefore it does not speak.

ik so therefore u no one can insult me... idk. uhm yeah but i dont care if my "garmeer" stinkz. so there and u cant say anything about it. and if milgurt could talk i would only let it insult me. but it cant so yeah. oh well. kkk uhhm bye.

Okay then, you seem like a...uhmm...interesting person, Hilow.

ik i rly amm. evern tho apereanlty mii garmeer stinkzz... even tho i rly dont see how it is.. but okay then. bye

hi i like milgurt 2

cool. everyone should like milgurt.

really?

yeah. they should

Doesn't that violate the amendment that grants you freedom of speech?

no. it does and i majored in law soo i would know too.

Do you think that you are a genius or something?

no but i just saying that i know that its not violating that amendment

Hilow, I do not believe what you are saying. It seems as though you are not stating the facts of reality.

i dont fully understand what u are trying to say. please explain in through detail.

Never mind, Hilow.

no i would like to understand your thinking of the matter.

i fed my dog milgurt to see if he liked it, cuz if he likes it i will probably. well anyway, bad idea. now he has the stomache virus. hilow: you are such a pest. and dooly moop is a nuisance. you guys are sooo immature.

do u guys have johnospirothan? if you do, my condolences. i feel ur pain. but i will be scared of u. i mean i hate spazzes and spaz moments. i mean an example of that is on the site http://youtube.com/watch?v=pwj6LiiOMs8 that guy was a spaz. thts prob wat u guys do so please dont go on this site again. and i heard a rumor that johhnospirothan is contagious, so dont show up behind my mirror. and by teh way, my dog is getting plastic surgery now. in 4 places. ;-p

kathy now, i found that video very tramatizing. NOBODY WATCH THE VIDEO ABOVE. it is very creepy. i felt a sliver down my spine and then KABOOM i shreiked. I am still shaking with terror. so i recommend that you dont send any more scarred for life links. however, i might watch that movie. wen does it play? seems cool. cuz i have johnospirothan and am bipolar too so i would like that. but i am warning you dont sit next to me! i have green hair with purple glasses and i will wear a leotard with shorts. i'll stand out. STOP READING THIS!!! omg!YOU"RE SOOO ANNOYING. UR PRESSURING ME. UGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 actually, it's quite a delight. STOP MAKING FUN OF MY PROBLEMS!! goodbye sweetpeas!!

hello. i would like to explain to you the truth about milgurt. some people just make fun of it and write weird comments, but milgurt is sensatual and comes in nice flavores. it is very sweet .

how am i a pest!!! and for that link to that movie clip. i rly liked that movie u should all go see it and tell all the other people there about milgurt. and whats johnospitothan? and yesh i agree with alex milgurt is delightfull and people shouldnt diss it and make fun of it when they dont even know. soo bye

Hello all! I am proud to say that at exactly 8:20 PM, my baby, Milgurt, was hatched. Yes, hatched. Turns out that I lay eggs! My baby is not a monkey, chicken, boy or girl! It's an alligator! It enjoys to eat frozen Milgurt! I'll be back tomorrow! ~Norma~

Hi everyone! I would just like to say that Norma is scientifically incorrect. According to my recent studies, only certain groups of the Animal Kingdom can hatch eggs. Whereas, mammals do not hatch eggs! So, to conclude my discovery, I believe that Norma is lying!

noooo y would norma tell a fib

MILGURT RULES! I believe that one day milgurt will take over the world...just kidding. But it is very yummy.

hay i like milgurt to. its gud fur ya end newtrishus. ehm wat else ken i say. its yumy and taystee. ok i wil now end this coment. gud bi.

Hello my beloved fans! I have returned to http://www.inthe80s.com/food/milgurt0.shtml as many of you know. Milgurt is great! It is my life, otherwise I wouldn't have returned. Thank you to all my gracious and hard working fans out there! I would be nothing without milgurt or my fans! Thanks again.

hi. milgurt. milgurt. milgurt. yuppers

how dare you sask such a personal question!! look it up in a dictionary. johnospirothan is a disease where you get bipolar / mood swings and you also fart 24/7. and break out in pimples. so, its not a joke. dont laugh.3 out of 17 women get it . so beware. it spreads.

hi milgurt is good but it would be better if it came with sprinkles like that one type of yogurt and it is really good!

yeah i think soo too! then i would eat it not jsut every meal but every second!

a lot of people spell the words "a lot" incorrectly.

i think i have jono whatever because i farted yesterday

omg yeah e too then.!!!wow.!!!

eweee

Dear Heather McDonald, I most certanly am not fibbing!http://kaweahoaks.com/html/alligator_lizard_notail.jpg in fact, that is a picture of my baby! yeah... i went there! ~Norma~

Hey Norma, I am so sorry about that alligator! It looks like his leg got chopped off. :(

Hey SO yeah MARTIN, That's just Milgurt's tail! His tail hasn't fully developed yet, so it's kind-of stumpy, but it'll grow out! ~Norma~

Mee mo mee mo

I don't know what milgurt is, could someone explain it to me?

awww.. ur baby is soooooo cute and HOTTTTT. can i marry it? im a guy and i dont care if its a guy. its just soooooooooooooooooo cute. ur soooo lucky.

okay. wow... milgurt is a drink in a plastic container. it contains yogurt floating particles in milk. It is enriched with fiber and thiamin. it's a healthy snack. and we loooooovvvvvvveeeeeee it. lyk duh!! milgurt=lifeeeeeee!!!!!!!!

I don't like milgurt...yuck!

how do u noto like milgurt? u have major probs

norma is a tunica. and her husband is a dinosaur. they're not extinct. ur parents just say tht 2 not scare u. ive seen em . so thts y their baby is a lizard with a weird face and a chopped of leg. and it doesnt regrow norma. i did some research in my science lab . so haha..

click on the link jokes on the left of this page. go 2 the 16th joke. tht is hilare. lyk totally. haha .i actually get it.

HI yeah milgurt like rocks soo yeah

no one has made comments in a long time..

this site has lyk no comments! seriously add comments.

mARshmALLow FlaVoReD miLguRt anYtIME soON??

THis stuff fells great in ur vag! You guys should really try this. It feels great so smooth and silky! OMG IM GONNA GO DO IT RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!

PUMP IT DOWN MY THROAT! OH YEAH BABAY!

OHH YEH!! THROATY YOU CAN PUMP IT DOWN MY THROAT ANYTIME!! OMG HERE IT COMES!! SO TASTY!

stop thts seriously innaproperiate. who is tina? speak up now or ill trace down ur comment and u will have consequences. or u can speak up? you have 2 days to respond to this message or my company will trace down ur comment

I love that white stuff. I like on my face

some of u ppl have major problem. milgurt is good to EAT!!! not for anythin else. so yeah uhm shut up. and just stop.

Dear Tina and Throaty McSwallow- Please refrain from using profane language toward the Milgurt commenters. My young alligator-child, Milgurt, can now read (=]) and is starting to yell the comments you write at me and my alligator husband, Herbert. We are quite offended and disturbed. We wish for this to halt immediately. Sincerly, Norma, Herbert, and other silenced Milgurt commenters. (Warm wishes to the people celebrating Milkwanzah and ciento cincuenta y siete de Milgurt!) [ciento cincuenta y siete de Milgurt is 157 of Milgurt day!]

iHola! I believe that Milgurt is a seriously good treat. I mean, it is delicious! I think that I am going to go to the grocery store right now to buy the new tuna-beef flavor! YES! Only 2/$3 at participating grocery stores! iAdios!

iMeekowatzi! where do u buy your milgurt?!?!?! i must buy Milgurt for my hibernation! i must go quickly... i mean being a japanese superhero, i must sleep sometime! and with this great deal, i'll be able to stock up! pce to my homies!!!! remember... if godzilla comes back, i will save you! ~soonsan the superhero of soon!

hi milgurts cool but i think that i like the sushi flavor the most!!!!

i luvv when theres milgurt sales. just means i can buy even MORE milgurt. and u can nvr have enuf milgurt. lol.k bye going to get me some milgurtt:]

¡Oye! ¡Quiero milgurt mucho, es un gran bocado... pienso que mi sabor predilecto es brindado angelote (es tan bueno) y de todos modos yo sólo quise recomendar para todos comprar algún milgurt para experimentar los gran sabores!

¡hola! ¡mi hermano, Carlos, y yo son usuarios de primera vez en este chatroom de Milgurt! podemos leer inglés, pero nos can' t lo habla. ¡pienso que los comentarios escritos por Tina y guturales son inadecuados! ¡de todas formas, traduciré este mensaje al inglés una vez que acabo! ¡tan de todos modos, estaba en el supermercado ayer y vi Milgurt en venta! ¡Carlos ama Milgurt! ¡De todas formas, paz hacia fuera!

你好。 我的名字是Winkowantomomma。 我是居住與8,932,893隻貓的一個92歲的人。 我是很孤獨的。 我買Milgurt 48年前，需要愛護的某事除我的貓之外。 我在繁体中文只寫，因為我認為它是更加老練的。 我喜愛的味道是在罐頭味道的精妙的魚。 它是很可口的。 無論如何，對您的母親的詞!

Ciao. Sono italiano, ma posso leggere sia l'inglese che lo Spagnolo. Tuttavia, non posso scrivere o parlare neanche di quelle lingue. Sono soltanto bilingue quando leggo. Sono d'accordo con Guiermo_Carlos. Ma Guiermo, isn' il vostro nome di t ha ortografato male? Isn' t che ha supposto per essere " Guillermo"? Comunque, Tina e Throaty sono molto innappropriate! Come la sfida entra in chatroom sacro di Milgurt e si comporta in quel modo!?!?!?! Così comunque, a tutto il mio homiez di Milgurt--il ya ed i tizi di amore sono sconosciuti.

helo. mi nam iz hernando, butt mi frends cal me hiper hernando. eye dont no y tho. eye meen itz not lik eyem hiper or aneething! eye gust eet alot of suger! suger iz reelie gud! eye all so lik milgurt! itz reely reely REELY yummie! so aneeway, bie!

Estimado Guiermo_Carlos. Traduje su comentario sobre babelfish.yahool.com, y éste es cómo salió-- " ¡hola! ¡mi hermano, Carlos, y yo son usuary de la primera vez en este chatroom de Milgurt! podemos leer inglés, pero nos can' ¡lo habla al forraje del T. que los comentarios guturales escritos por Bathtub y son inadecuados! ¡en todo caso, traduciré el mensaje del este al inglés una vez que acabo! ¡tan de todos modos, estaba en el supermercado y vi Milgurt ayer para la venta! ¡Carlos ama Milgurt! ¡En todo caso, paz hacia exterior! " -- ¡ESO NO TIENE NINGÚN SENTIDO! i' el ll traduce esto al español después de que el post-it de i en inglés usted pueda leerlo tan mejor.

Dear Guiermo_Carlos. I translated your comment on babelfish.yahool.com, and this is how it came out-- "hello! my brother, Carlos, and I am usuary of first time in this chatroom of Milgurt! we can read English, but us can' it speaks it to t. fodder that the guttural commentaries written by Bathtub and are inadequate! in any case, I will translate east message to the English once I finish! so anyway, it was in the supermarket and I saw Milgurt yesterday for sale! Carlos loves Milgurt! In any case, peace towards outside!"-- THAT MAKES NO SENSE! i'll translate this to spanish after i post it in english so you can read it better. [ps-i accidently posted the spanish version first! sorry!

hei. jeg er ny her, og jeg ville akkurat at noen til å forklare hvordan Milgurt ser og smaker. jeg sagå at mitt lokalt supermarked er start til å selge det, og jeg ville en anmeldelse av det først, før jeg brukte mine penger på det. slik hvis noen kan lese nordmann, vær så snill og respondere på norsk eller engelsk ! takker deg ! du også kan oversette dette til engelsk ! faktisk... jeg tror at jeg vil oversette dette Engelsk. trist hvis det lyder merkelig. jeg ikke taler engelsk, og oversettere synes alltid til rotting opp ! jeg også vil oversette til spansk for Guiermo_carlos og Jose. Med kjærlighet Arnbjorg

Hei er det meg, Arnbjorg igjen ! Jeg appologize for oversette mitt tidligere budskap til engelsk og spansk ikke ! jeg ikke kunne finne en oversetter ! Grr ! Slik likevel vær så snill og fortelle meg om milgurt ! Takk, Arnbjorg

AH! Arnbjorg! luckily, i am able to understand Norwegian! you must must MUST buy milgurt! it is very yummy! my personal favorite is movie theater floor flavor! yumm! it takes like popcorn and flat soda! so anyway, i remember being your translator, and i remember that you can read and comprehend english and spanish, but not speak it, and you always write words wrong! alright darling, i'll talk to you later! call me! ronald

hello. me and my friend would rather not give out our real names, so we just used our initials. whatever, if you have a problem with that... too bad! so, anyhow, we love milgurt!

howdee y'all! (ihola todos!) my name is SchinjA! (imi llamo es SchinjA!) i like milgurt! (imi amo milgurt!) bye! (iadios!)

Oh, my! Milgurt has grown so big! Herbert thinks it might be dangerous! Also, he has poor eyesight, so we bought him contact lenses! He's so adorable! He also finally has a girlfriend! She so cute! Her name is Donna the dinosaur! I can't wait for the wedding! ~Norma~

Hello. I have never heard of milgurt! Would anyone care to explain?

Marija, milgurt is like a milky yogurt drink, and it's delicious! we agree with ronald, the movie theater floor flavor IS delicious! Norma, we're so exicted for you! congratulations! and Marija, go to your local grocery store and buy some! it's yumscidumscious! (that means yummy and delicious and someother words that i'm not sure about...)

i have one thing 2 say , "MILGURT!!!!!!!!!!!" excuse me!!!!!!!!!!!!! domo arigato kozai mashta yeea olo teen ora soo

Um... I'm kind of confused. Is milgurt actually real? And if so, where can I find it in the mainland USA? A friend of mine is having an 80s party and wants to find some things that were popular back in the 80s.

JULIE! Wow... I haven't seen you since 1932! When we were 3 years old... Remember playing with dinosaurs... Hopefully I have the right Julie! Hopefully that Julie is doing well! Well anyway... Felicia says quack

heyyyyy ing.

hi... i would like to let alexia know that putting something like that is inappropriate how dare you! this chat is for MILGURT ONLY! and now i'd like to say: hi mom!

hola mi nombre es abuela. tengo 72 hermanos y hermanas. el africano es mi lengua materna. pienso que las grapadoras son brillantes y de plata. amo mi ropa interior hoy. it' s bonito y naranja. mi color preferido es magenta. las pasas púrpuras son feas y no sabrosas. tengo gusto de manzanas. sueno ucraniano. mi madre es un vegetariano. tengo un pescado amarillo muerto. huele como el queso de soja viejo cuatrimestral. soy muy cansado y viejo. quiero ahora dormir con mis pescados muertos.

What is milgurt and where can you buy it in the midwest

hi jamie!!!!!!!

heyyyyyy lexxx!!

Hi Alexii!

hey. is there washermelon flavored milg. lol

YESS THERE ISSS!! and mango berrrry has a burst of delighttt

OMG HEYY INGRID AND ALEXIAAAA

hi liz and jamiee! we're cool kids!!!!!

i like milgurt.

nips

with all due respect is this a JOKE? never heard of it and it sounds DISGUSTING if im getting it right lol. are y'all saying its like a yogart that you drink? and it has flavors like salmon and beef? tuna?*shivers* well i guess to each his own:)

Was this ever available in the States? Everybody seems to remember it but I can't find any info online anywhere!