McDonald's Songs

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McDonall's Logo

Think of Coming to America if you wonder why the logo isn't correct.

I seem to have started something contagious here with these little ditties from the collective childhood of several people. I welcome a few more (as long as they aren't too dirty). In case any McDonald's people are reading, I have nothing against your company, we just like making fun of your expensive ads. I also have a seperate page for Children's Rhymes that were popular in the 80s.


McDonald's is my kind of place
 They serve you rattlesnakes
  Hamburgers up your nose
  French fries between your toes
McDonald's is my kind of place
  Last time I went there
  They fried my underwear 		McDonald's is your kind of place.
They serve you rattlesnakes,
  throw milkshakes in your face,
  they steal your parking place.
McDonald's is your kind of place.
  They put french-fries up your nose,
  and pickles 'tween your toes.
McDonald's is your kind of place! 		McDonald's is our kind of place
Hamburgers in your face
  French fries up your nose
  Pickles between your toes
McDonald's is our kind of place
  We want our money back
  Before we have a heartattack