Rudy: "Let's have a bachelor party with chicks and guns and firetrucks and hookers and drugs and booze!" Gary: "Yeah! Yeah yeah! All the things that make life worth living for!"

Young Jennifer: I'M OLD! Future Jennifer: I'M YOUNG!!!!

"Hey,loosen up, will ya... you're a lotta woman ya know that... you wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?"

Thornton Mellon: What's your favorite subject?
Bubbles: Poetry
Thornton Mellon: Well maybe you can help me straighten out my Longfellow.

" you're tall and fat." "yea? you're short and ugly."

"I learned this in Europe."

Marty McFly: This is heavy. Doc Brown: There's that word again: heavy. Why are things so heavy in the future? Is there a problem with the earth's gravitation pull? Marty McFly: What?

"Great teacher, he really seems to care....about what I have no idea."

Ahh my wifes a really nice women she give good Head....Ache

"Call me some time, when you have no class."

"Look out for number one, but don't step in number two."

Rodney Dangerfield to waitress: "Bring us a pitcher of beer every ten minutes until somebody passes out. Then bring one every five minutes."

"What did HE want?" "What do all men want, Phillip?" "He wants you dress up as Wonder Woman, tie him up and make him tell the truth?"

George: "Why don't you make like a tree...and get outta here!"

Doc: "GREAT SCOTT!!!"

When this baby hits eighty eight miles an hour, you're gonna see some serious shit.

"You are my density....I mean destiny"

"Great Scott" Doc

Doc Brown: "Heavy. There's that word again....Why are things so heavy in the future? Is there a problem with the Earth's gravitational pull?"

1.21 gigawatts!

Biff: "Why don't you make like a tree...and get outta here!"

Marty: Oh... one other thing. If you guys ever have kids and one of them when he's eight years old accidentally sets fire to the living room rug... go easy on him.

Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads!

Mr.Strickland: You got a real attitude problem, Mc Fly, you're a slacker. You remind me of your father when he went here, he was a slacker too.

Look! A rythmic ceremonial ritual coming!

"Last night, Darth Vader came down from planet Vulcan and said that if I didn't take Lorraine out to the dance, that he would melt my brain!"

Doc: "I figured if your gonna make a time machine..why not do it with some style? Besides the stainless steel construction makes the flux dispersal.....LOOK OUT!"
Lorraine's Mom: "He's a very strange young man."
Lorraine's Dad: "He's an idiot...it comes from upbringing. His parents are probably idiots too. Lorraine, you ever have a kid that acts like that, I'll disown you."
Marty: "What the hell is a gigawatt?!!"
George: "Hey you...get your damn hands off her. You really think I oughta swear?"

Marty: "Why do you keep calling me Calvin?" Lorainne: "Well that's your name, Calvin Klein, it's written all over your underwear."

Marty: "Are you telling me that my mom has got the hots for me?"

Lorraine's Dad to Marty after he mentions John F. Kennedy Dr.: "Who the hell is John F. Kennedy?"

(song) "Mr. Sandman/ Bring me a dream/ Make her complexion/ Like peaches and cream..."

"Time travel is just too dangerous. Better I devote myself to studying the other great mystery of the universe........women!"

You're not gonna be pickin a fight dad... dad-dad-daddyo!

Marty: "Yes GOD D*MN IT, George, SWEAR!!!"

EAT LEAD SUCKA!!

Where does he get such wonderful toys?!

"You wanna get nuts?! Let's get nuts!" - M. Keaton as "BatMan"

"This towwwwwwn needs an enema!" "You wouldn't hit a man with glasses, would you?"

Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moon light?

"Wait 'til they get a load of me." - Joker (Jack Nicholson)

Beetlejuice: "Nice Fu**in' Model!"

"Ah well, I attended Juliard. I'm a graduate of the Harvard Busines School. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and I had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the Exorcist 67 times and it keeps getting funnier every single time I see it. Not to mention the fact that you're talking to a dead guy!"
"If you don't let me gut out this house and make it my own, I will go insane and take you with me!"

"This is pure snow! It's everywhere! Have you any idea of what the street value of this mountain is?"

Lane: Gee, I'm really sorry your mom blew up, Ricky. I guess she won't be able to eat any spicy foods for awhile.

"C'mon, man! It's Christmas Eve. I could be home drinking this really great egg nog that my brother makes with lighter fluid."

Lane to the paper boy: "Uh, yeah, well, my grandmother just dropped acid and hijacked a schoolbus full of penguins, so its kind of a family emergency. can you come back later?" "Two... Dollars..."

" You see, the problem here is that my little brother this morning, got his arm caught in the microwave and uh my grandmother dropped acid and she freaked out and hi-jacked a school bus full of penguins so you see it's kind of a family crisis so...come back later? Great. "

"Where's my two dollars?!"

"Just like my neighbor Rickie Smith, who sits around all day crocheting and snorting nasal spray." "He snorts nasal spray? Do you know where I can score some?"

charles: I've been going to this high school for seven and a half years. I'm no dummy.

"Go that way, really, really fast. If something gets in your way, turn."

"I want my two dollars"

"It's a shame.. wasteing a perfectly good white boy like that."

"Everybody wants some?" "I'll show 'em what everybody wants...HA!HA!HA!"

"I spent seven years in high school...I'm no dummy" -Charles Demar

"Gee, I'm really sorry your mom blew up, Ricky, guess she won't be able to eat any spicy foods for awhile."

"Two Dollars!!!!!!!!"

"He's skiing with one ski!"

"People have died down there. And dying when you're not really sick is really sick, you know. Really!!"

Fronch Bread; Fronch Fries; Fronch Dressing. And to drink...Peru!

"My brother can make a rocket out of a blender and a vacuum and I can't get my car out of the driveway"
Blaine, I've been going to this high school for seven and a half years. I'm no dummy..I know high school.
Lane to Monique "Well honk my hooters, you big faker, you speak english!!"
Monique: "Oh, I just hate that Ricky Smith! He is always trying to put his testicles all over me!"
Lane: (Looking shocked) "Excuse me???"
Monique: "How you say? Um...octupus?"
Lane: "Oh!! Tenticles. 'NT'. There's a big difference."

"It's got raisins in it. You like raisins." -Cusack's mom while she is serving the food that eventually escapes off his plate.

"Gee,Ricky, I'm sorry your Mom blew up."

The truck, it just stopped man, it just stopped. You got some jumper cables, can you give me a jump?

"You're not going to fall for the banana in the tailpipe"

Axel: "Get the F*%$& outta here!" Serge: "NO, I'm Serious!"

Inspector Todd: "Don't think, Axl...it makes my dick hard!"

Axel Foley: "Are they civilians now?"
Mayor: "Yes"
Axel Foley: "I'm gonna kick yo ass lata'!"

Gimme the ball! Gimme the Go**am ball Baskin

"Oh, you mean like a sleep-over?" "Yeah." "Well, OK....but I get to be on top."

"My-My-My-My baseball team is called the Dukes!"

(Susan talking to Josh) " I loved your ideas on the squeezy doll line. They were so incisive. (Josh mouths incisive) It's beluga, MacMillan orders it every year."
(Paul talking to drunk work associates)" The guy's a God Damn knock-off artist! He takes 10,000 G.I. Joes, slapps some gills on them, webbs thier feet, packages them in seaweed"

"I'm not talking to you! Call me!"

"Mmm! Eggsalad-y!"

"It's all in the reflexes!"

China is here? China is here? I don't even know what the hell that means!

Jack Burton: "We really shook the pillars of heaven didn't we, Wang?" Wang: "No bullshit, Jack."

Jack: So you can go of and rule the universe from beyond the grave. Lo Pan: INDEED! Jack: Or check into a psycho ward, whatever comes first.

Mr. Ryan: "Who is Joan Of Arc?" Ted: "Noah's Wife?"

"How's it goin', royal ugly dudes?"

Grim Reaper: "Catch ya later Bill and Ted!"
Bill and Ted:"Don't reap the Grim Reeper"
Grim Reeper:"I heard that"

King of England: "Put them in the Iron Maiden" Bill and Ted: "Excellent!" King of England: "Execute them!" Bill and Ted: "Bogus"

Our journey through time has taken a most excellent turn!

"San Dimas High School Football RULES!"

Look! The Goodyear Blimp!

"You killed Ted! You medieval dickweed!"

Beethoven's favorite works include Mozart's Requiem, Handel's Messiah, and Bon Jovi's Slippery When Wet.

It seems that all you've learned is that Caesar is a salad dressing dude.
Captain Logan: "Name?"
Abe Lincoln: "Abraham Lincoln. That's l-i-n-C-o-l-n."
Captain Logan: "I know how to spell Lincoln!!"
We're totally weak. We can't possibly fight.
"Be excellent to each other-and-party on,dudes!"
"She's your mom, dude!"

Bill: Bogus, Heinous, Most Non-triumphant.

We're totally weak. We can't possibly fight.
Do you know where there are any personages of historical significance around here?
Mr. Logan: "State your name."
Abe Lincoln: "Abraham Lincoln. That's L-i-n-C-o-l-n."
Mr. Logan: "I know how to spell Lincoln!!"

"Strange things are afoot at the Circle K."

Gaff: You've done a man's job, sir. I guess you're through, huh? Rick Deckard: Finished. (Gaff throws Deckard his gun) Gaff: It's too bad she won't live! But then again, who does?

Gaff: It's too bad she won't live! But then again, who does?

Roy: "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time like tears in rain. Time to die."

"If only you could see what I've seen with your eyes."

"Wake up! Time to die."

David: "What the hell are you doing?" Judge Bedford: (Down in the yard, trying to get the dog to stop barking)"I'm planting corn. What the hell does it look like?"

And the moral of the story is... if you walking on eggs, don't hop!

Elwood: "Sh*t!" Jake: "What?" Elwood: "Rollers." (Meaning 'Cops') Jake: "No." Elwood: "Yeah." Jake: "Sh*t!"

Elwood (after Sister Mary Stigmata hits him with her stick): "Ow, you fat penguin!"

Belushi-"It's 106 miles to Chicago,we got a full tank of gas, a half pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses." Akroyd-"Hit it".

"This don't look like no expressway to me."

We're on a mission from God.
How much for the women?

Elwood: It's 106 miles to Chicago, We got a full tank of gas, Half a pack of cigarettes, It's dark, And we're wearing sunglasses. Jake: Hit It!

"Illinois Nazis......I hate Illinois Nazis!"

Well i guess your really up sh*t creek

"We're 106 miles to Chicago. We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses." "Hit it!!"

Did ya bring me my cheese whiz, boy?

I feel like an orange whip...orange whip, orange whip? Three orange whips.

Old Lady: Are you boys from the police? Akroyd: No ma'am, we're musicians.

We have both kinds. Country, AND western.

(After Claire tells him what she's eating) "Can I eat?" "I don't know...we'll see"

Carl: "You see, I am the eyes and ears of this institution."

Can you hear this? DO you want me to turn it up? (Bender giving the finger upside down)

"So it's sort of social demented and sad but social" John Bender

Vernon: "Mess with a bull, young man, you'll get the horns"

Bender: Your old man and my old man should get together and go bowling.

"Look, I can see you getting all bunged up from them making you wear these kinds of clothes, but let's face it: you're a neo-maxim-zoom-dweebie. What would you be doing if you weren't out making yourself a better citizen?"

Bender: "Oh, yea, and Monet just pumps my nads."

"You'd think I'd speak for you? I dont even know your language!"

Dear Mr. Vernon: We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it is we did wrong, but we think you're crazy for making us write an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us: in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain, and an athlete, and a basket case, a princess, and a criminal. Does that answer your question? Sincerely yours, The Breakfast Club.

"So, are you guys like girlfriend, boyfriend? Steady dates? L-l-lovers? Come on, Sport, level with me. Do you slip her the hot beef in-ject-ion?"

when you get old your heart dies-allison

"If he gets up, we'll all get up, it'll be anarchy"

Principal: "What if you're dope was on fire." Bender: "Impossible, sir, its in Jonhson's underwear."

Vernon: "Next time I have to come in here I'm cracking skulls"

... and i had to wear my dads shoes, which is funny casue my mom doesnt like me to wear other peoples shoes, and my cousin kendel from indiana, he got high once, and he started eating really werid foods, and then he felt like he didnt belong anywhere, kinda like the twilight zone, kinda...

Bender: "Dork, you are a parent's wet dream."

Allison:"want to see whats in my bag" Brian and Andrew:"NO"

"Girls don't know how to hold their smoke, thats what it is."

Bender:You won't except a guys tongue in your mouth and your gonna eat THAT? Claire:Would you just let me eat! Bender:I donno...give it a try..

You know how you said your parents use you to get back at each other? Wouldn't I be outstanding in that capacity?
"Who did your mom marry, Mr. Rogers?" "No, Mr. Johnson."
"Why do you have a fake ID?" "So I can vote!"
After Brian tells Bender he had sex with Claire...... Claire:"What are you guys talking about?" Bender:" Well according to Brian here in addition to the number of girls in the Niagra Falls area; currently you and he are riding the hobby horse."
Bender...looking at Brians lunch "PB and J with the crusts cut off....well Brian... this is a very nutritious meal. All the food groups are represented. Did your mom marry Mr. Rodgers?" Brian: "Uhhh no. Mr. Johnson."
MR Vernon: "What if your family, what if your home...what if your dope was on fire?" Bender: "Impossible sir, it's in Johnson's underwear."
Let's inpregnate the prom queen!
Show Dick some respect!
Vernon: "What did you wanna be when you grew up?"
Carl: "When I was a kid, I wanted to be John Lennon."
Vernon: "Carl, don't be a goof."
What's that? Sushi. Sushi? Rice, raw fish and...seaweed. You won't accept a guy's tongue in your mouth and you are gonna eat that? Can I eat now? I don't know, give it a try.
"That's like me,ya know,like with my grades.Like when I..when I..step outside myself kinda and like when I look in at myself,ya know?...and I see me...I don't like what I see...I really don't.
Screws fall out all the time. The world's an imperfect place
Andy: "Hey you guys keep talking and Vernon's gonna come right in here. I got a meet this Saturday and I'm not gonna miss it on account of you boneheads."
Bender: "Oh and wouldn't that be a bite? Wooagh! Missing a whole wrestling meet."
Andy: "You wouldn't know anything about it, faggot! You never competed in your whole life."
Bender: "Oh I know. I feel all empty inside because of it. I have such a deep admiration for guys who roll around on the floor with other guys."
Andy: "You'd never miss it. You don't have any goals."
Bender: "Oh but I do..."
Andy: "Yeah?"
Bender: "I wanna be just like you. I figure all I need is a lobotomy and some tights."
Brian(to Andy): "You wear tights?"
Andy: "No I don't wear tights. I wear the required uniform."
Brian: "Tights."
Andy: "Shut up!"
Andy: "You know Bender you don't even count. You may as well not even exist at this school. You could disappear forever and it wouldn't make any difference."
Bender: "Well, I'll just run right out and join the wrestling team. Maybe the prep club too. Student council."
Andy: "Nah they wouldn't take you."
Bender: "Oh I'm hurt..."
Claire: "You know why guys like you knock everything?"
Bender: "Oh this should be stunning..."
Claire: "It's because you're afraid."
Bender: "Oh God you richies are so smart. That's exactly why I'm not heavy in activities."
Claire: "You're a big coward. You're afraid they won't accept you so you have to dump all over them."
Bender: "It wouldn't happen to have anything to do with you activities people being assholes, now would it?"
Claire: "Well you wouldn't know. You don't know any of us."
Bender: "Well I don't know any lepers, either, but I'm not gonna run out and join one of their fucking clubs."
"How come he gets to get up? He can't get up! If he gets up, we'll all get up, it'll be anarchy!"
"I think violating fire codes and endangering the lives of children would be unwise at this juncture of your career." (Bender to Mr. Vernon, regarding an ill-placed magazine rack in the library doorway)
Allison: "When you grow up your heart dies."
Bender:"Who cares?"
Allison: "I care."
"We see us how you wanna see us. In the simplest terms with the most convenient definitions; what we found out is that each of us is a brain, and an athlete,and a basket case, a princess, and a criminal- sincerely yours, the breakfast club."

"Does Barry Manilow know you raid his wardrobe?" -Bender

"If you keep eating your hands, you won't be hungry for lunch!"

Dad: Hey son, how was your day today? Son: Great dad, how was yours? Dad: Super! Say son, how would you like to go fishing this weekend? Son: Gread dad; but I have homework! Dad: That's ok son, you can do it on the boat. Son: Gee!!! Dad: Isn't our son swell? Mom: Yes Dear, isn't our son swell? Dad: Yes dear.

Brian with pencil in his mouth, "I am the walrus. I AM a walrus."

Bender: "How come Andrew gets to get up? If he gets up, we'll all get up...it'll be anarchy!"

"Ah, Richard, I mean Dick, will drinks be made available to us??" "Does Barry Manillow know you raid his closet?"

Andy- "You wanna talk?" Allison- "No." Andy- "Why not?" Allison- "Go away." Andy- "Where do you want me to go?" Allison- "Go away." (Andy starts to leave.) You have problems." Andy- "Oh! I have problems." Allison- You do everything everyone ever tells you to do. That is a problem." Andy- Yeah? Well, I didn't dump my purse out and invite everyone into my problems, did I? So what's wrong? Is it bad? Real bad? Parents?" Allison- "Yeah." Andy- What do they do to you?" Allison- "They ignore me."

"Two hits-me hittin' you, you hittin' the floor."

The correct quote from the Movie is "Does Barry Manilow know you RAID is wardrobe"

TWO hits me hitting you you hitting the ground I don't want to get into this why cause I'd kill you it's simple I'd kill you and your fucking parents.

"Mess with the bull boy, you'll get the horns!"

Bender: "And I have such a deep admiration for guys who roll around on the floor with other guys."

Eat.My.Shorts.-Bender

"Are you a virgin? I'll bet you a million dollars, that you are. Let's end the suspense, is it going to be a white wedding? Have you ever kissed a boy on the mouth? Have you ever been felt up? Over the bra, under the blouse, shoes off, hoping to God your parents don't walk in..... over the panties...no bra, blouse unbuttoned..."

Bender: "You know what I got for Christmas this year? It was a banner f**king year at the old Bender house. I got a carton of cigarettes. The old man grabbed me and said, 'Hey, smoke up Johnny!'"

Bender to Carl: "Excuse me, Carl. How does one become a janitor?...'cause Andrew here was looking to pursue a career in the Custodial Arts."

Andrew Clark (Emilio Estevez): Well everyone's home lives are unsatisfying. If it wasn't, people would live with their parents forever.

"Claire, you wanna see a picture of a guy with elephantitus of the nuts? It's pretty tastey. How do you think he rides a bike? Oh, Claire, would you ever consider dating a guy like this? I mean if he had a great personality and was a good dancer and had a cool car...Although you'd probably have to ride in the back seat 'cause his nuts would ride shotgun." -John Bender

"Hey how come Andrew gets to get up? If he gets up, we'll all get up, it'll be anarchy. It's outta my hands..."

After Dick asks Bender about how he would feel if his dope was on fire... "That's impossible, Sir, it's in Johnson's underwear."

Vernon: "Any questions?" Bender: "yeah i got a question...does barry manilow know you raid his wardrobe?" Vernon: "I'll have the answer to that question, Mr. Bender, next saturday. Dont mess with the bull young man...you'll get the horns!"

"Hey, Cherry..do you belong to the physics club?" "That's an academic club." "So?" "So academic's clubs are different from other kinds of clubs." "What do you guys do in your club?" "Well, in Physics we talk about physics, and properties of physics." "So it's sort of social-demented and sad, but social."

after sporto pinned bender to the ground bender says; "You don't want to get into this with me man." Sporto:"why not" bender gets up and flips his hair back and says "cuz i kill you"

Bender to Vernon: "Eat...my...shorts."

Andrew Clark: You don't have any goals. John Bender: Oh but I do. Andrew Clark: Yeah? John Bender: I wanna be just like you. I figure all I need, is a lobotomy and some tights. Brian Johnson: You wear tights? Andrew Clark: No I don't wear tights. I wear the required uniform. Brian Johnson: Tights. Andrew Clark: Shut up.

Vernon: I heard a rucus in here! Brian: Can you describe the rucus, sir?

"Level with me Sporto, do you slip her the hot beef injection?"

Teacher- "What was that rucus?" Brian- "What rucus?" Teacher- "I heard a rucus." Brian- "Can you describe this rucus?"

Bender: Clever idea sir. What happens if there's a fire?

"if he goes, we'll all go, it will be anarchy"

(Bender)(to Claire) Being Bad feels pretty good, huh?

Vernon: "What was that ruckus? Andrew: "What ruckus?" Vernon: "I was just in my office and I heard a ruckus!" Brian: "Could you describe the ruckus, sir?"

Allison- "My homelife is...unsatisfying." Brian- "So your saying that you'd subject yourself to the violent dangers of these Chicago streets because your homelife is unsatisfying." Allison- "I don't lave to run away and live in the streets. I can run away and go to the ocean. I can go to the country. I can go to the mountains, i can go to Isreal, Africa...Afghanistan. (pause.) Brian- "Andy, wanna get in on this? Allison here says she wants to run away because her homelife is unsatisfying." Andy- "Well everyone's homelife is unsatisfying. If it wasn't, people would live with their parents forever."

The correct quote from the Movie is "Does Barry Manilow know you RAID his wardrobe"

Bender's imitation of home.... dad: stupid, worthless, no-good, goddamn freeloadin, s-o-b, retarded, bigmouth, know-it-all, asshole, jerk! mom: you forgot ugly, lazy, and disrespectful... dad: shut up b**ch! go fix me a turkey pot pie! bender: what about you dad? dad: f u! bender: no dad what about you? dad: f u! bender: no what about you?!! f u!!! BAM BOOOM!!! cont... brian: is that for real? bender: you wanna come over sometime?! andy: i dont believe a word of it. its all a part of your image. bender: oh yeah? andy: did i stutter? bender walks over and pulls up his sleeve bender: see this. its about the size of a cigar, do i stutter? see this is what you get at my house when you spill paint in the garage! do i stutter?! see i dont think i need to sit with you f**king dildos anymore.

"Hey Brian." "Yeah." "Did your mom marry Mr. Rogers." "Uh, no, Mr. Johnson."

"Face it, your a neo-maxey zoom dweebie"--Judd Nelson (Bender)

If he gets up, we'll all get up, it'll be ANARCHY!

John: i have such ADMARATION for guys who roll around on the ground with other guys

Screws fall out all the time. The world is an imperfect place. -Bender

"Uh, Dick? Excuse me, Rich...Will milk be made available to us?" and "Does Barry Manilow know you raid his wardrobe?"

"You mess with the bull, you get the horns."

Andy: Whats your poison? What do you drink? Okay.. forget it. Allison: Vodka. Andy: Vodka? When do you drink vodka? Allison: Whenever.

"He'll get up. We'll all get up. It'll be anarchy."

Bender: Stupid, worthless, no good g*d d*mn freeloadin' son of a bitch - retarded, big mouth, know it all a**hole jerk... *you forgot ugly, lazy and disrespectful*

"Hey Wastoid, you're not blazing up in here!"- Sporto

bender: being bad feels good, doesn't it? alison: when you grow up, your heart dies

"Does Barry Manilow know you raid his wardrobe?"

"That's the Gordon's fisherman!"

"Two hits: me hitting you, you hitting the floor."-Sporto

Vernon: "Say the word, just say the word Bender. If you want another one, jst say the word. You mine for two months Bender. I got ya."

Bender (to Brian): "Look, I can see you getting all bunged up for them making you wear these kinds of clothes. But face it, you're a neo-maxi zoom dweebie. What would you be doing if you weren't out making yourself a better citizen?"

you see us as you want to see us. in the simplest terms a jock , a princess, a basket case a brain and a crimanl .does that answer your question

Bender To Carl just before he leaves the school building, "See ya' next Saturday"

"Hey, Homeboy! How 'bout you go close that door... we'll get the prom queen inpregnated!"

Ray: (yelling)"I hit the gas line Art RUN!!!! Get out of here!" Art: "AAAHH" Officer: "What is the problem here?" Ricky, Rumsfield, Dr. Klopek talking at once. Art:(screaming) "AAAHHH! We hit a pipe. There are all kinds of gases, it's gonna blow." BOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM Ricky's friend #1: "All right!" Ricky's friend #2: "Man that Ricky sure knows how to throw a party."

"See you're chanting already..I wanna kill..everyone..Satan is good..Satan is our pal"

Rumsfield: "You keep a horse in the basement?"

Ricky: Hey Mrs. Rumsfield, no tanlines this morning. Looks nice. (Mrs. Rumsfield smiles) Mr. Rumsfield: That kid next door is a meatball.

Ray: "This is no ordinary furnace."

There go the god damn brownies!

Ray: Soon as that car leaves in the morning, I'm going over the fence and I'm not coming back until I find a dead body.

"The pizza dudes commin'!"

Art: Ray, this IS Walter!
Ray: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Art: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Its a femer Ray!!!

"Red rover, Red rover, send Art right over."