Keith: "You can't judge a book by its cover." Watts: "Yeah, but you can tell how much it's gonna cost!"

George: "Why don't you make like a tree...and get outta here!"

Negative ghost rider

RICHARD.... RICHARD

Lane: Gee, I'm really sorry your mom blew up, Ricky. I guess she won't be able to eat any spicy foods for awhile.

"You are evil, and you must be destroyed."

Sloane: What are we going to do?Ferris: The question isn't "what are we going to do," the question is "what aren't we going to do?"

"Sometimes dead is better."

"You're not going to fall for the banana in the tailpipe"

Mike Damone: I mean don't just walk in. You move across the room. And you don't talk to her. You use your face. You use your body. You use everything. That's what I do. I mean I just send out this vibe and I have personally found that women do respond. I mean, something happens.Mark Ratner: Well, naturally something happens. I mean, you put the vibe out to 30 million chicks, something is gonna happen.

"I collect spores, mold and fungus."

"They tell Data to use the stairs when data is falling"

Bender: Your old man and my old man should get together and go bowling.

So, Lone Star, now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb.

Grandpa: I'm not going to stand here and listen to this baloney!Grandma: He won't you know. He doesn't stand for baloney!

"Paddy Cake"

"Elliot"

"I coulda been a contender"

Samantha: They f--ing forgot my birthday.

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