"They call me Hi-Tone. You?"

Everything's dancing

Jareth:"...and Hoggle, if she kisses you, I'll make you a prince.....Prince of the Land of Stench!"

Jareth: You remind me of the babe.
Goblin: What babe?
J: The babe with the power!
G: What power?
J: The power of voodoo.
G: Who do?
J: You do!
G: Do what?
J: Remind me of the babe!!!

"Do as I say and I'll be your slave forever."

sarah: did you just say hello? worm: no, i iad 'ello, but thats close enough

Sarah: "It's not fair!" Jareth: "You say that so often, I wonder what your basis for comparison is." Jareth: "Sarah, don't defy me!" Sarah: "I wish the Goblins would come and take you away. Right now." Jareth: "What's said is said." Sarah: "Through dangers untold, and hardships un-numbered, I have fought my way here to the castle beyond the Goblin city. To take back the child that you have stolen. For my will is as strong as yours, and my kingdom as great...You have no power over me." Hoggle: "I'm a coward and Jareth scares me." Sarah: "What have you done that's generous?" Jareth: "Everything! You asked that the child be taken, and I took him. You cowared before me, and I was frightening. I have re-ordered time. I have turned the world upside-down, and I have done it all for you! I am exhausted from living up to your expectations of me. Isn't that generous?"

Goblin King:you remind me of the babe Goblin: what babe GK: the babe with the power goblin: what power GK: the power of voodoo goblin: who do GK: you do goblin: do what Gk: remind me of the babe

Jareth: "You remind me of the babe." Troll: "What babe?: Jareth: "The babe with the power." Troll: "What power?" Jareth: "The power of voodoo." Troll: "Who do?" Jareth: "You do." Troll: "Do what?" Jareth: "Remind me of the babe."

"I move the stars for no one!" - Jareth "I ask for so little. Just fear me, love me, do as I say, and I will be your slave" - Jareth

"Ello." The Worm
"Did you say 'hello'?" Sarah
"No, I said 'ello' but that's close enough." The Worm
"What have we here?" Jared
"Uhh, nothing." Huggle
"Nothing? Nothing? Nothing? Nothing tra la la?"

"Don't step on a crack, or you'll fall and break your back!"

Cera: Three horns don't play with longnecks!

Ducky: Yup, yup yup!!

"Greetings, Starfighter. You have been recruited by the Star League to defend the Frontier against Xur and the Ko-Dan Armada."

'No,no, listen, don't listen to me, listen!'

"Oh? And where were you twenty years ago, ten years ago? Where were you when I was new? When I was one of those innocent, young maidens you always come to? How dare you, HOW DARE YOU come to me now, when I am this?" - Molly Grue

"Stay where you are, poor beast! This is no world for you. Stay in your forest and keep your trees green and your friends protected. And good luck to you, for you are the last." - The Hunter

"There has never been a time without unicorns. We live forever. We are as old as the sky, old as the moon. We can be hunted, trapped; we can even be killed if we leave our forests, but we do not vanish!" - The Unicorn

"I hear a throat begging to be slit!"

Fair is Fair

Clay: "You don't look happy." Blair: "But do I look goood?" Clay: "Always"

Vicki (Jennifer Tilly): "Do you wanna go to bed with me?" Jay (Richard Dreyfuss) direct to camera: "Am I having a good day or what?"

(after Milton Krest has exploded all over drug dealer Franz Sanchez's money) "What about the money, padrone?" Sanchez: "Launder it"

"hey dad stop sign. nice call" "friends dont let friends drive drunk. and you call yourself a friend." "archies come back!" "what airline is this?" "keys?"

Cory Haim: "Why do I need a BMW when I have a Mercedes?"

Ariel: You really are a guppy. Flounder: I am not!

"I'm still here, Happer!"

"Aww mom; the same old thing for breakfast again?!" (as the hologram family look at a dead man on their breakfast table...commercial for "new Oaties")

" my own brother, a sh*t-sucking vampire, oh you just wait till mom finds out!"

"My blood is in your veins."

Grandpa: One thing about living in Santa Carla I could never could stomach, all the damn vampires!

"Holy shit! The attack of Eddie Munster!"

Edgar Frog: "We trashed the one that looks like Twisted Sister." Allan Frog: "We totally annihilated his night-stalking ass!"

"Just you know, if you vamp out or try and stop us in any way I'll stake you without even thinking twice." "Chill out Edgar." "Right." "Where'd you say you met these guys?"

If you read the TV guide, you don't need a TV.

"Burn rubber that doesn't mean warp speed."

my blood is in your viens...so is mine

"We blew it. We unraveled in the face of the enemy." "It's not our fault. They pulled a mind scramble on us. They opened their eyes and talked."

SAM: I didn't see a TV, Mike, did you? MIKE: No... SAM: Well, do ya know what that mean?! No MTV, that's what it means!!!

"Death by stereo!"
"There's one thing in Santa Carla I never could stand...all the damn vampires."

"Great, the blood-sucking Brady Bunch!"

"Maggots, Michael. You're eating maggots. How do they taste?"

Grandpa: "One thing about living in Santa Carla I never could stomach... All the damn vampires."

They're only noodles, Michael..

(Edward)where the hell are you from? Krypton (Sam)no Phoenix acually!

"with extra anchovies please"

"You don't know? YOU HAVE NO PENISES!" "No, really?" "You feel the worst has already happened! You've already been punished, so you feel no guilt for it! You have been castrated BY GOD! Envy of the male member!" "Look. I don't want what you've got. I'm THRILLED with what I've got!" "You think you are, but subconciously, you want one! You all do!" "How come if we want what you have so bad, you're always running after what we've got?" "Oh what's that supposed to be, a rebuttal?" "No, I'm just trying to understand. You're saying that I left the social security office today because I've been castrated by God?" "Yes." "Ooooh, they're gonna come get you with a net!"

You don't know? YOU HAVE NO PENISES!" "No, really?" "You feel the worst has already happened! You've already been punished, so you feel no guilt for it! You have been castrated BY GOD! Envy of the male member!" "Look. I don't want what you've got. I'm THRILLED with what I've got!" "You think you are, but subconciously, you want one! You all do!" "How come if we want what you have so bad, you're always running after what we've got?" "Oh what's that supposed to be, a rebuttal?" "No, I'm just trying to understand. You're saying that I left the social security office today because I've been castrated by God?" "Yes." "Ooooh, they're gonna come get you with a net!"

"I guarentee the dryer will be alot more exciting"