...There's alot of things about me you don't know anything about. Things you wouldn't understand. Things you couldn't understand. Things you shouldn't understand...You don't want to get mixed up with a guy like me. I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel.

"Why, there's no basement in the Alamo! The stars at night, are big and bright.....DEEP IN THE HEART OF TEXAS!"

Pee -Wee: Please save your questions until I'm through Chuck. Chuck: When when will that be - A long time we wait - I'm sure that no of us really know what this is supposed to mean Pee-Wee: Supposed to mean - Supposed to mean - I think everyone here knows what this is supposed to mean.

"Do you have something to share with the rest of us, Amazing Larry???!"
"That's me. They call me Chuck."

PeeWee to Dottie: "I'm a loner Dottie, a rebel" PeeWee to the people: "ahhhnnd knitting, ahhnnnd knitting, ahhnnd knitting.."

Large Marge: "Just tell 'em 'Large Marge' sent ya' hahahahahahahahaha"

"Sometimes dead is better."

"I'll break your back just like mine, so you'll never get out of your bed again"

"Oh my God, what a fabulous room! Are all these your guitars? This place is bigger than our apartment. Uh, could I have a drink of water? Ya want some? Huh? Oh wow! Look at this tub! Wanna take a bath? What're you watching? Hello? Are you feeling ok?" -Groupie

"if i wanted a joke i'd follow you into the john"

We'd be quicker playing pick-up-sticks with our butt-cheeks than we would be getting outta here

"Six bucks and my right nut says we aren't landing in Chicago."

"Where's your other hand?" "Between two pillows." "Those aren't pillows!!!"

DEL: "Well I guess we'll just have to charge our way home. What kind of plastic you carry?" NEIL PAGE: "I have a visa and a gasoline card... oh, and a Neiman-Marcus card in case we feel like buying a gift for someone."

Steve Martin: "I want my fucking car right f**king NOW!!" Lady: "Do you have your slip?" Steve Martin: "I threw it away." Lady: "You're F**KED!" "You're going the wrong way! You're gonna kill somebody!"

Those arenĀ't pillows!

"Hey Gardner, get up the hill ya fat fuck!"

Trumpy, you can do magic things!!

what is that on your uniform mister

"Mahoney! It's got to be Mahoney!"

Lassard:What's wrong with this man? Barbara:There was gunplay, sir, and he missed it.

Hooks: "Oh pardon me, sir, don't I get a car?" Lt. Mowser:(mockingly) "'Oh pardon me, sir, don't I get a car'? No you don't get a car. You get yourself a nice little desk and a nice little chair in a nice little office for your nice little voice." Hooks: "As**ole."

"They're heeeere..."

"They're heeeeere."

"It's stealing from me is what you mean! Every day I can feel it spreading like cancer! Getting bigger and bigger like the Blob! Getting ready to rob me of every ounce of fun that I am entitled to!"

"You're very gauche, Madam. A real cochonne, and that means pig! Come, Francine. I see we should've gone directly to Peck & Peck after all."

Stick around!

"Run to the Choppa"

"Buncha slack-jawed f*ggots 'round here! This stuff makes you feel like a Godd@mned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me!" "Yeah, you and your sorry @ss, Blaine."

I aint got time to bleed!

Dutch: You are one ugly mother-f--ker.

Knock, knock!

"I aint got time to bleed!"
"If it bleeds, we can kill it." Dutch

The girl is was and will always be nada

"You know I've been out with a lot of girls at this school, I don't see what makes you so different." "I have some taste." "Your a bitch. You should see a doctor about that cause that condition of yours could get a lot worse." "You know every time you go to the john you lose iq points" (whispers)"It's Walter Mandel" "You said you could never believe in someone who didn't believe in you. I believed in you, you just didn't believe in me. I love you, always." "What is this? We don't have doors on the stalls, our sinks are clogged up, we don't have...what is this?...a candy machine" "You buy everything Stef but you couldn't buy her...thats it...she thinks your shit and deep down you know it's true..." "How did he get in here?" "I said he was my kid." "Your an asshole...and I don't wanna know what you are..." "You missed my eye by an inch." "Half an inch." This ain't the public library sticky fingers... "This is a duckman's love and knife. Shall we?" "Ever had one of these?" "He must practice on melons or something cause when he kissed me...my thighs just went up in flames..."

"I hope they shrivel up and fall off" "You hope what shrivel up and fall off?" "Her breasts"

You told me you couldn't believe in somebody who didn't believe in you. I believed in you. I always believed in you. I just didn't believe in me. I loved you.Always. -Pretty In Pink

Andy: Duckie there arre public bathrooms everywere. Duckie: I'm not an idiot andy i know that its just that its the end of the month their out of toilet seat covers.

"Blaine? His name is Blaine? That's not a name, that's an appliance." "I remain, the Duckman."

"i wanna let them know they didnt break me"

i will and forever will be...a duckie

Andie: you want something to drink Ducky: yeah sure Andie: what do you want? Ducky: gin, scotch, juice box, whatever ANDIE EXITS, DUCKY FALLS ON BED Ducky: you love this girl, you love her and you have to tell her and if she laughs, she laughs HE PICKS UP HAIRBRUSH AND BEGINS TO SING

Duckie: "Do I offend?"

"Will that be cash or charge? American express platinum card maybe?"

ducki to andie" you want beauty? look in the mirror"

welcome to another day of higher education.-duckie

duckie: Im off like a dirty shirt

Blaine: I love you......always

Edward: "You're on my fax..." Vivian: "Well, that's one I've not been on before."

If I forget to tell you later, I had a really great time.

"No, I wouldn't say I was a planner. I'm more of a fly by the seat of my pants, moment to moment, that's me....that's....yeah..."

"50 bucks grandpa... for 75, the wife can watch" Kit

Edward to Vivian: "I have never treated you like a prostitute." Vivian: "You just did."

Edward: "A buffet of safety?" Vivian: "I'm a safety girl!"

Kit: "Lemme Think" (throws up hands) "I got it!"
Vivian: "Who?"
Kit: "Cinderfuckingrella!"

"Everybody comes to Hollywood with a dream! What's your dream!?" "Those are two very specific examples of crackheads." - Kit "I f**ked the debate team in highschool." "Your parents must be really proud" (with a mouthful of pancake) "Where'd you find her?" - Mrs. Stucky "976-BABE" - Edward "Slippery little suckers" "You work on commission right? Big mistake, big, huge." "It was so good I almost peed my pants" - Viv "She said 'I like it better than Pirates of Penzance!'"

"Drinking and driving don't mix, that's why I ride a bike." Duckie

if you put out signals that you dont wanna belong, people will make sure that you don't.

Duckie: Drinking and driving don't mix, that's why I ride a bike.

"Blaine?! His name is Blaine!?! Oh! Gah! That's an appliance! That's not a name!!"

"you can't make love happen, either it will or it won't...it's all in the heart."

Blaine: "You said you couldn't believe in anyone who didn't believe in you. I believed in you. Just didn't believe in me."
"If I were in a Turkish prison I would have a great time with you."
Duckie to Andy: "Ah, may I admire you again today?"
Steff: "The girl was, is and will always be, nada."

Duckie: I'm off like a dirty shirt.

"Get that thing, and the other thing!"

You warthog-faced baffoon.

-Inigo: "Vicini, all he does is fuss, fuss!" Fezzik: "I think he likes to scream at us." Inigo: "Probably he means no harm." Fezzik: "He's probably very short on charm." Vicini: "Stop that." Inigo: "You have a great gift for rhyme." Fezzik: "Yes, some of the time." Inigo: "Vicini, are those rocks ahead?" Fezzik: "If there are we'll all be dead." Vicini: "Stop that rhyming, I mean it!" Fezzik: "Anybody want a peanut?" -"As you wish." -"Is this a kissing book?" -"Life is pain. Anyone who says any differently is selling something." -(Wesley is trying to climb up the cliffs of insanity using just his hands) Inigo: "I don't suppose you could hurry it up a bit." Wesley: "Well if you would throw me a rope or a tree branch or do something to make yourself useful." Inigo: "Well I could, but that would seem rather pointless since I am just waiting up here to kill you." Wesley: "That does put a damper on our relationship." -Fezzik: "How do I kill him?" Vicini: "I don't know, do it your way?" Fezzik: "My way? Oh, thank you very much Vicini!...What is my way?" Vicini: "Ugg...you take a rock, hide behind one of those big boulders, and when his head comes into view hit it with the rock!" Fezzik: "Oh alright! My way is not very sportsmanlike!"

Vizzini: "Inconcievable!"

Inigo: "You keep on using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

Woman: "LIAR! LIIIIIIAAAAARRRRR!" Miracle Max: Get back witch! Woman: "I'm not a witch! I'm your wife!"

"Inconceivable!!" "you keep using that word, I do not think it means what you think it means."

"There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. T'would be a pity to damage yours."

Buttercup: "You mocked me once, never do it again. I died that day...and you can die too for all I care" (pushes Wesley down hill) Wesley: "As you wiiiiish!!"

Buttercup:"What about the ROUS?" Wesley:"Rodents Of Unusual Size, I don't believe they exist."

"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

"Mawhidge. Mawhidge is was bwings us here together today. Mawhidge."

"No more rhymes now, I mean it!" "Anybody want a peanut?"

Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But you must have known I was not a great fool, you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me! (hehe)

"Life isn't fair highness, anyone who says anything different is selling something."

"you only think i guessed wrong. that's what's so funny. i switched glasses while your back was turned. you've just fallen victim to one of the classic plunders. The most famous is this: never get involved in a land war in asia. But only slightly less well known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line. a ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. a ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. a ha ha ha... (plop)."
Buttercup: (to the King)"I won't be seeing you again since I'm killing myself once we reach the honeymoon suite."
The King: "Won't that be nice..... she kissed me!"
Inigo: "Give us the gate key."
Castle Guard: "I have no gate key!"
Inigo: "Fezzik, tear his arms off."
Castle Guard: "Oh, you mean THIS gate key."
Inigo:"Because I know something you don't know."
Wesley:"and what is that?"
Inigo:"I..am not left handed!"
Buttercup: We'll never survive...
Westley: Nonsense! They only say that because no one ever has.
"The king's stinking son fired me. And thank you SO much for bringing up such a painful memory. While you're at it, why don't you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it. We're closed!"
"Look! The Cliffs of Insanity!"
"My brains, his strength and your steel against 50 men and you think a little head jiggle supposed to make me happy? hmm?"
"Have fun storming the castle!"
"Nothing is greater than true love...except for a MLT-mutton,lettuce and tomato-when the mutton is nice and lean."

Indigo: "Who are you?" Wesley: "No one of conscienquence." Indigo: "I must know." Wesley: "Get used to disappointment."

"My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!"

"As you wish!"

Prince: "I've got my country's 500th anniversary to plan, my wife to murder, and Gilder to blame for it. I'm swamped." 6 fingered man: "Get some rest. If you haven't got your health, you haven't got anything."

"I'm not saying that I want to build a summer home here or anything, but the trees are actually quite lovely"
"Byebye boys, have fun storming the castle"
"I do not envy the heachache you will have when you awake but for now sleep well and dream of LARGE women", after Wesley defeats the Giant by putting him in the sleeper.
"As you wish"

Chrystal:"Go away or I will call the broot squad!" Fezzik:"I'm on the broot squad." Chrystal:"You ARE the broot squad!"

My name is Inigo Montaya. You killed my father ... prepare to die.

You're standing in horse nears...

Morris Day: Your lips would make a lollipop too happy!