"Maverick...I'm curious, who was covering Cougar while you were off show boating with the MIG?""Cougar was doin just fine....""Ah HAH.."

Cop:"What is this?" Cash: "English 101!" Cop: "If you really want to stare death in the eye you should have gotten married." Tango:"Is that a proposal?" Cash:"When this is over remind me to rip Jumbo there's tongue out." Tango:"With a towtruck." Tango: "Hey!What are you doing?" Cash:"Soap! And don't flatter yourself, peewee." Cash: "Do you know Captain Dynobowl here?" Tango:"Yes,I loved you in 'Conan the Barbarian.'" Cash: "What's this?" Tango:"This is my fiancee, Slinky." Tango:(British Accent)"Shame, shame, don't you know ponytails are out this season?: Tango: "Did you bump uglies with my sister?"

Lt. Traxler: How do I look? Det. Vukovich: Like sh*t, boss. Lt. Traxler: Yo mama.

"I'll be back"

Fuck you, asshole.

Terminator: "I'm a friend of Sarah Connor. I was told she was here. Can I see her please?"
Desk Sargeant: "I can't let you. She's in there making a statement."
Terminator: "Where is she?"
Desk Sargeant: "Look, this may take a while. If you want to wait, there's a bench over there."
Terminator: "I'll be back."

"It can't be bargained with, it can't be reasoned with, it doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear! And it absolutely WILL NOT STOP, EVER! Until you are DEAD!!" - Kyle Reese (Michael Biehn)

(In the motel, Sarah looks in the shopping-bag) Sarah: "Let's see what we have here, hmm... mothballs, ammoniac..." (giggle)"So, what's for dinner?" Reese: "Plastique." Sarah: "Mmm... sounds good! What is it!?"

I'll be back

John Bender speaking to Brian.....(John) Who did your mother marry Mr. Rodgers? (Brian) No Mr. Johnson

"I have come to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I am all out of bubble gum."

Lifes a B*tch and she's back in Heat.

Jive street thugs: "Say fool, what's your name?" Bruce: "Say fool, they still call me Bruce"

David: It was in danger of being crushed...by a dwarf!

"This goes up to eleven."

He's more than famous...He's In- famous

All: "We are...THE THREE AMIGOS!" (hand on left shoulder, hand on right shoulder, hips, stick out pelvis, cough) Lucky Day: (whining) "I've been shot already!" Ned: "I know!" Lucky Day: "We'll just have to use our brains." All: (grunt) "Dammit!"

"Sew very old woman....sew like the wind!!"
Lucky, to some shrubbery that is singing very loudly: "Excuse me! Are you the singing bush?"

"Do you have anything besides Mexican food?"

Sew very old woman...sew like the wind!
"You see Cafe...a rose can bloom in zee desert"

I've been reading these books and it says here to feed a baby every 2 and a half hours but it takes me almost 2 hours to get her to eat anything so do I count from the time I started feeding or the time I finish?!

You kill my mother, I kill your wife

Tommy: "You know, you can get a good look at a butcher's ass by shoving your head up it but wouldn't you rather take his word for it?"

"Friends? No, we are not friends. I don't take this shit from friends -- only from lovers."

Jeff: "You slut!"

"I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you!" Tom Cruise, while speaking to Kelly McGillis about his MIG sighting.

Negative ghost rider

"If you screw up just this much, you'll be flying a cargo plane full of rubber dog shit out of Hong Kong!"

Maverick-"He's going vertical, so am I" Goose-"We're going ballistic Mav go get him" Maverick-"No way Jester, You're mine" Goose-"Come on Mav do some of that pilot sh*t"

This is what I call a "target rich environment." -- Maverick

I feel the need, the need for speed

"I'll hit the brakes and he'll fly right by me."

Maverick-"What's your problem Kazanski?" Iceman-"You're everyone's problem, that's because everytime you go up in the air you're unsafe, you're dangerous." Mav-"That's right, Ice...(dusts off Iceman's shoulder)...Man, I am dangerous." Ice- bites his teeth together at Maverick

I feel the need, the need for speed.

You hook 'em, and I'll clean 'em and fry 'em - Slider

"That's a negative, Ghostrider, the pattern is full."

Viper-"Good morning gentlemen, the temperature's 110 degrees..." Hollywood-"Holy-sh*t it's Viper" Goose-"Viper's up here...Great...Holy-sh*t" Maverick-"Yeah he's probably saying Holy-sh*t it's Maverick and Goose" Goose-"Yeah I'm sure he's saying that."

Maverick - (with hands motioning) We were inverted.

Maverick)"i dont think its fair.....for u that is(looks at goose)shes lost that loving feeling."(goose)no uh ......i hate it when it does that"(maverick)hes probibly thinking holy sh*t its maverick and goose"(Goose)[looks at the plack on the wall and looks to the two guys next to it]"no no goose has two O's in it."(Goose)"You look good hunny"(Maverick)"thanks dear"(slider)crashed and burnrd,huh Maverick?(Maverick)Slider..(sniff sniff)...You stink!"

"I feel the need - the need for a speed!"

Slider: "Crash and burn again, Mav." Maverick: "Slider, you stink!"

"...some snot-nose jockey, doing a fly-by over MY tower, at four hundred knots! I want somebody's butt, I want it now, I've had it! [crashes into coffee tray] God damn it, that's twice! I want some butt!"

"What...were you doing there?" "It's classified." "Classified?" "Well, I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you."

...that boy is off the marker. He is 100%, primetime in love with you!

" I hate it when it does that." - Goose

"Son, your ego is writing checks your body can't cash."
"This could be complicated."
Slider: "Crashed and burned, huh, Mav?"
Maverick: "Slider...(sniff, sniff)...you stink"
Hollywood (to Maverick): "Gutsiest move I ever saw, man."
Maverick, you big stud, take me to bed or lose me forever
Slider: "Goose, whose ass did you have to kiss to get in here?"
Goose: "Well, the list is long but distinguished."
Slider: "So's my johnson."
Ice: "You, you are still dangerous, but you can be my wingman anytime."
Maverick: "Bullshit, you can be mine."
Maverick: "Holy shit! It's viper!"
Goose: "He's probably saying, Holy Shit, It's Maverick and Goose!"
Yee ha! Jester's dead!
"Hey Maverick you still have the number to that truck driving school?"

"Goose, you big stud. Take me to bed or lose me forever!"

Maverick: "I'm gonna hit the brakes and he'll fly right by!" Maverick: "This is a target-rich environment!" Goose: "You live your life between your legs, Mav." Ice: "The ah, plaque for the alternates is in the ladies room." Slider: "Splash that sucker, yeah!"

souvenirrrrs, novelties, parrty trrricks! souvenirrrrs, novelties, parrty trrricks!

"My name is Hillary... it means, 'she whose bosoms defy gravity'."

Valentine: Beef jerky time

Didn't I tell you that my phone in my limousine is busted and I can't get in contact with my contact with my bitches? Murphy:I'm a karate-man. Karate-man bruise on the inside. He don't like to show his weaknesses.But you wouldn't understand that 'cause you're a big, Barry-White lookin' mutha, so git the out mah face.

Winthorp: "Looking good, Billy Ray." Valentine: "Feeling good, Louis."

"Dry hair is for squids!"

"The next time somebody hands you an exploding ham, I'm gonna pass you the mustard!"

Ultra Magnus: Blurr Get The Dinobots In The Shuttle!!!! Blurr: I'MTRYINGTOGETTHEMINTHESHUTTLEULTRAMAGNUSBUTCAN'TGETTHEMCAUSETHEY'REIMPOSSIBLEIMPOSSIBLEIMPOSSIBLE!!!

Danny: "Let's go and watch the shuttle land."
Hot Rod: "If you're going rid Danno, ride in style."
Danny: "Look! There's a hole in the side of the hull!"
Kup: "What is he doing?"
Hot Rod: "I'm checking something out Oldtimer!"
Kup: "Oldtimer? That's something you'll never be if you don't pay attention lad. "
"I would have waited a thousand years for this moment....IT'S OVER PRIME!"
"Not as long as I'm drawing breath!"
Kup: "This reminds me of the Petro Rabbits of Dunandon and Grimlock get your noodle out of my face!"
Grimlock: "Grimlock love Kup's war time stories!"
Kup: "You're living one right now!"
Grimlock: "Tell Grimlock about Petro-Rabbits again!"
Kup: "I'll Petro you!"

"Friend Find, Look behind! You go wrong way, you fool i say" - Wheelie "Me Grimlock fool?" - Grimlock "Picture you got, not fool you not" - Wheelie "Me Grimlock no like you! Why boy hit my nose?" " - Grimlock "Wheelie say, find friend today." - Wheelie "Me Grimlock say, we on our way." - Grimlocke

Optimus Prime: One shall stand, one shall fall. Springer: I've got better things to do tonight than die!

Megatron: "Why throw away your life so recklessly?" Optimus: "That's a question you should ask yourself, Megatron."

Starscream: Who disrupts my coranation?
Galvatron: Coranation Starscream? This is bad commedy.
Starscream: Megatron?! Is that you?
Glavatron: Here's a hint.
[Galvatron transforms into a canon and shoots at Starscream who is reduced to rust.
Glavatron: Will anyone else attempt to fill his shoes?
Rumble: What did he say his name was?
Glavatron: Galvatron!
All: Long live Galvatron! Galvatron!

Galvatron: "Magnus! ... I want the Matrix." Ultra Magnus: "Never!" Galvatron: "Sweeps! TERMINATE HIM!" *Magnus gets shot and still stands* Galvatron" "Die! DIE!" *Magnus explodes*

"We have GOT to get a new travel agent."

Shockwave: "First we crack the shell. Then, we crack the nuts inside."

Rumble: First we crack the shell then we crack the nuts inside.

Kup: "This reminds me of the battle on Tao 7." Hot-Rod: "Everyplace reminds you someplace else." Kup: "Experience, lad, you should learn to appreciate it." Hot-Rod: "A lot of good it's done us so far."

Hot-Rod: Does this remind you of anything Kup? Kup: Nope! I've never seen anything like this.

Quintesson Leader: "Quiet or you'll be held in contempt of this court." Hot-Rod: "I have nothing BUT contempt for this court."

Hot-Rod: The Matrix? Ultra Magnus: It's gone. Kup: And with it all hope. Hot-Rod: Where is it? Kup: He told you he doesn't have it. Hot-Rod: Where is it? Wreck Gar: And the answer is.....UNICRON.

Optimus Prime: Arise Rodimus Prime! Rodimus Prime: Optimus? Now light our darkest hour!

Optimus Prime: Arise Rodimus Prime. Rodimus Prime: Optimus! Now light our darkest hour.

"I'll crush you just as the original Megatron crushed Prime!" -- Galvatron "And you'll die trying just like he did!" -- Ultra Magnus

"What the hell is going on? I mean, what the hell is goin gon uhh."~Val

Flynn: "Elementary physics, a beam of energy can be diverted. Are we there yet, mommy?"

On the other side of the screen, it all looks so easy.

that really frosts my cookies!

Patches! We don't need to stinkin' patches!

Emily: Uniforms are sick!

Attenion K-Mart shoppers, blue light special aisle 13.

Chica: My parents are in Monte Carlo! It was a last minute trip, they didn't mean to leave me on my birthday.

Frankie: Hey, everybody's staring at me. Morgan: What's happening here now, is the girls are wondering where they've seen you before and the guys are wondering why the hell they haven't Ronnie: Can you believe this place? There's not a zit in the house! Dad: Can you fix it? Morgan: Yeah, as soon as I learn how to walk on water, I'll get right on it, Dad Frankie: Excuse me! I promised I'd meet Ronnie at Woolworth's to look at wedding rings. Ronnie: At first I gagged. But, after awhile it's really easy. I mean you guys swallow, don't you? Campus Security: There's no bike-riding on campus. Morgan: I was sort of hoping I could take a quick ride through history. Dad: Go easy on him tonight, Page. This means a lot to him. Mom: Mm-hmm. So did that girl he brought home for Easter last year. Remember? She was so stoned, all she could do was look at the peas and say, 'Wow, they're so green!' Ronnie: Wow! Check out that lawn! It's a block-long of perfect green! Morgan: It's a golf course, Ron. Nick: I should just ice your ass right now. Morgan: Yeah? Nick: Yeah. Morgan: Why? Because I danced with one of your boyfriends?

"You wanna see something REALLY scary?"