"There you go boys...should keep you in curry for a few weeks"

"Fill her up please"

"...Why you so fat? Why you so fat?!"

Shelly long "he's going to kill us" Bette midler "hes' not going to kills us" Shelly Long "how do you know" Bette midler "Cause we're gonna get raped and murded in this building"

"Man, that's gross." (Johnny's reaction to Pony Boy's reading the battlefield scenes from Gone With the Wind)

'beer for breakfast there two-bit?'

" from who the president of the united states of america.....your brother sodapop"

Pony, you know that poem you told me? I figured it out! Gold is when you're young, like those little kids. I realized they have more in life than me, and I ain't afraid to die no more.

Two bit: "Who are these? You're Great Aunts? Cherry: "Great Grandmothers...twice removed." Two bit: "Shoot,you're 96 if you're a day!" Marcia: "We really picked them up. We're really Arabian slave traders and we're thinking about Shanghai-ing them. They're worth 10 camels a piece at least!" Two bit: "5...they don't talk Arabian, I don't think, say somthing in Arabian, Jonnycake!"

"Ain't nobody gonna call the fuzz on this neighborhood - cause they know better - ahh ha ha." (Tom Cruise as he's jumping the fence to the rumble."

"Stay Gold Ponyboy, Stay Gold" Johnny
"Do it for Johnny man.. Do it for Johnny!"
"He's so greasy, he glides when he walks." Two Bit

Pony Boy: "What do you want to do today, man?" Dally: "Nothing legal, man!"

"I like it when she goes buh buh buh buh" Joe Proffit (using Pee Wee Herman voice)

"I don't know who I am...but I'm SURE I have a lawyer!" -Joanna Stayton/Annie Proffitt

"You know they have me thinking... what could I possibly give you that you don't already have?" -Dean Proffit(Kurt Russell)

Annie looks down at the 4 boys, then says ".... a little girl!"

Coast Guard Lookout: "Man overboard is kissing woman overboard!" "It's a h--- of a day at sea, sir!"

"Not Us Dad, It's Roy"-Travis after being caught making Joe drink blood. "What's My Maiden Name?", "Annie Goulahee"-Dean making up a name for Joanna. "Annie Goulahee, where in God's name did I grow up, Dogpatch?"-Joanna after being renamed by Dean "Yeah, I got lucky with one of those phone for sex gals"-Billy covering for Dean about the panties. "You're lecturing me about the importance of tests"-Annie telling off Mrs. Burbridge after finding out the boys have Poison Oak. "Billy, there is a god and he loves me"-Dean after thinking of seizing Joanna from the hospital.

everyone wants to be me!