What's Happening Hot Stuff? Long Duk Dong

Sam: "I know, but it hurts..." Sam's Dad: "Thats why they call them crushes, if they were easy they'd call 'em something else."

"I'm not really a farmer. I'm a Freshman."

"What's happening, Hot Stuff?!!"

"No more yankie my wankie, the donger need food!"

"I loathe the bus."
"There's gotta be a more dignified mode of transportation."

"Thanks for getting my undies back."

Someone leaving the party : "Have you seen my Automobile?" Long Duck Don : "Automobile, Automobile"

"I like my coffee black, like my men."

Keep off the moors and stick to the road.

"So it's sorta social, demented and sad, but social, right?"-Bender to Brian

"You are a neo-maxi zoom dweebie."

"I like the wizard of oz"- kid in the line to see santa

"ugh, as if!" -cher to a gross high school boy.

"When you think of garbage, think of Akeem!"

Baby to Johnny in the car: "You're wild, you're wild!"

Solo: "Not entirely stable. I'm so glad you're here to tell us these things. Chewie take The Professor in the back and plug him into the hyperdrive!"

"who ordered pizza?"

"Fuck me gently with a chainsaw"

"... Ed, you sounded just like Dirty Harry just then."

Egon asks Luis Tulley, "You said you're waiting for a sign, what sign are you waiting for?" Luis Tulley replies "Gozer The Traveler, he will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vauldroni The Traveler came as a large & moving Torg. Then during the third recencillation of the last of the Maketric Suplicants, they chose a new form for him, that of a giant Slorg, many Shubs & Zools knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the sloiter that day I can tell you" THat is the best line in Ghostbusters ever!!

Dana: Are you sure you're using that thing right? Venkman: Yes, I.. I think so.

john candy - BEAR- BIg BEAR

"My mother hung me on a hook once. Once." (joe piscopo)

your mother is a freekin ardvark

"Kids where did you say you wanted to go on vacation this year?""Hawaii""No""Wally World, dad?""WallY World, dad."

"Wanna dance?" "No." "Neither do I."

(duckie)-Its Otis, I love Otis, My mudder loved Otis.

How do I reach these kids?

"..I'm sorry...I didn't mean to hurt you" (jo anne vallenari) "Oh, it didn't hurt that bad...just looking at you hurts more". (dale mckussic)