AT EASE DISEASE!!

AT EASE DISEASE!!

"All right, all right, FALL IN! Do not grab your dicks! Tell me you're from asshole Arkansas or from some place and you love the Army and shut up!"

"I collect spores, mold and fungus."

Venkman: "Ray has gone bye-bye, Egon. What've you got left?"

We have the tools we have the technology..... its milla' time

(Venkman,upon seeing the Marshmallow Man)"He's a sailor, he's in New York, we get him laid, there's no problem." (Egon,upon seeing the firehouse the first time)"This building should be condemned. There's serious fatigue in all the load bearing members, the wiring is sub-standard for our needs and the neighborhood is like a de-militarized zone." (Egon after they defeat Gozar)"I feel like the floor of a taxi cab." (Louis,at his party)"This is Ted and Annette Fleming. Ted owns a small carpet cleaning business in receivership and Annette is drawing a salary from a deferred bonus. They have $10,000 left on their house at 12%, so they're ok." (Peter to Janine) "You should have no problem finding a job in either the house cleaning or food sevice industries." (Egon)"Print is dead." (Dana)"Are you the key master?" (Peter) "Yes, actually I'm a good friend of his, he told me to meet him here." (Old guy)"What are you supposed to be, some kind of cosmonaut?" (Peter)"No, we're exterminators, someone saw a roach up on 12." (Old guy)"Must be some roach." (Peter)"Bite your head off." (Janine) "Oh, they're totally discreet." (Peter to the Mayor) "You will have saved the lives of millions of registered voters."

"listen...,you smell something?"

"Ray, if someone asks you if you're a god, you say, 'YES'!" -- Winston Zeddemore

Peter "Is everyone getting this!"

"What the hell are you doing?" -Cleaning lady says this after the guys blast her cart!

Ray Stanz: "Don't look directly into the trap!" Egon Spengler: "I looked into the trap Ray.."

Ray: "Everything would have been fine if dickless here hadn't shut off the main power grid!" Walter Peck: "These men caused an explosion!" Mayor: "Is this true?" Peter Venkman: "Yes, it's true... this man has no dick."

I have seen shit that'll turn you white!

Back off, man. I'm a scientist.

"Boy the superintendant's gonna be pissed." Louis Tully

"Listen! Do you smell something?" - Ray

Peter: "Come on, Let's run some red lights here!" Wiston: "I'm been working with these guys for two weeks now, and I seen some shit that will turn you WHITE!" Wiston:"No offense, but I need my own lawyer," Ray: "Get HER!" Egon: "Theres a very slim chance well surive," Peter: Whatever it is, it's going to go pass us!" Ray: Right," Peter:"Go get her Ray!" Louis: (Outside his door) "Help, somebody let me in!"

We're ready to believe you!

"Hey, where do these stairs go?""They go up."

If someone asks you if you are a god, you say yes!!!!

"We came, we saw, we kicked it's ass!"

Earthquakes and volcanoes, dead rising from the grave,human sacrafices, dogs and cats living together,mashisterya!
She's not my girlfriend... I find her interesting because she's a client and because she sleeps above her covers..four FEET above her covers She barks, she drools, she claws...
Gozer the gozarien: good evening. As a duly designated representitive of the city, county, and state of New York, I order you to cease any and all supernatural activities and return forthwith to your place of origin, or to the nearest convenient parallel dimension.
Let's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown.
He slimed me.
Our power grid was just fine until it was shut off by dickless here."-Ray "Is this true?"-Mayor "Yes. This man has no dick."-Bill Murray
Signorney Weaver: "That's the bed room, but nothing ever happened in there"
Bill Murray: "What a crime."
(Venkman yanks a tablecloth from underneath the place settings) "The flowers are still standing!"
Venkman: "He's right here, Ray. He's looking at me."
Ray: "He's an ugly little spud, isn't he?"
Venkman: "I think he can hear you, Ray."

Peter: " I make it a rule, never get involved with possessed people..actually it's more of a guideline than a rule."

"There's always room for Jello."

"Two in one box, ready to go, we be fast and they be slow"

"You want me to get on TV and tell 14 million people to be nice?? Being miserable and treating other people like crap is every New Yorkers God-given right!"

Louis: "I think you guys are making a big mistake, I mostly do tax laws....I got my law degree at nightschool!" Ray: "That's fine Louis, we got arrested at night."

Hey, I'm a voter. Aren't supposed to lie to me and kiss my butt??
This stuff is bad, they made a toster dance with it. Sigh. The bathtub tried to eat his friends baby.
Um, your honor. I don't think it's fair to call my clients frauds. Ok, the blackout was a big problem for everybody. I was stuck in an elevator for 3 hours, and had to make the whole time. But I don't blame them, because one day I turned into a dog and they helped me. Thank you.
Alright suck in the guts guy's we're the ghostbusters.
So your alien had a suite at the hotel inn??
Hey Vigo. Yeah, you the bimbo with the baby. You know that new shoulder look is out. You know, I have see some dumb blonds in my life but you take the taco pal. Only a Carpathien, would come back to like NOW, and choose New York. Tasty pick. BONE head. If you had brain one inside that HUGE melon on top of your neck, you would be living the sweet life in southern California's BEAUTIFUL San Fernando Valley!
Not so fast dead-head. You wanna baby? Go ahead and knock off some willing hell hound.....
Dr. Venkmen, please explain to us why it was necessary to dig a rather larg hole in the middle of First avenue??" "Well, we figured there were already so many holes in 1st avenue we really didn't think anyone would notice.
"Why am I covered with goo?"

"Do you do everything your parent's tell you to?" (pause) "Oh, God, you do!"

"No matter how hard you try, you'll never be as good as me."

"tune in tokyo"

"Your dad...and Captain Kirk!"

(As Jeff pulls up on a motorcycle) "Is that thing safe?"
"It's the safest thing you'll ever have between your legs."
"This car makes a statement." "Yeah,it says 'Hi,im garbage'!"
"There is a time and a place for calypso music."
"Eat flame, bozo!"

Brian: "Can I ask you a personal question?"
Vin's former Girlfriend: "Sure, go ahead."
Brian: "Where's your bathroom?"
Yabbo: "You know, Brian, sometimes I still have trouble telling which one of you is adopted."
Brian: "Yeah, that's real funny, Yabbo."

Crackpot: But At Least We Know What Magmar's Planing Marbles: What Are We Gonna Do Boulder? Boulder: Well We're Not Just Not Going To Stay Her and Wait until Magmar Find Us and Wipe Us Out.

[Sighing] I know I'm going to regret this later.

Goodbye milord. Thank you for the scepter.

Not only is escape impossible it's stupid.

"But right now, they've gotta do what's right for them, cause it's their time. It's there time up there. Down here, it's our time. It's our time down here. That's all over the moment we ride up Troy's bucket. "

Data: "Fitty dolla bill! Fitty dolla bill!"

"I'm gonna go set up some booty traps..." The Goonies: "Dont you mean booby traps?" Data: "Thats what I said, booty traps" Mouth: "Oh look, iths Chunk"

"Heeeeyy yoooou guuuuuys!"

Mouth: "Hey Chunk, I have some naked pictures of your mom, taking a bath. Really nice." Chunk: "I know when my stomach's growlin', there's trouble!" Chunk:"See, I caught it, no harm done." (drops statue). All:"You klutz!" Elgin Perkins: "Is your mommy home?" Brandon: "No,sir,in fact, she's at the market buying Pampers for us." kids.

AAAAAAANNNNNNNDDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! YOU....GOOOOOONIEEEEEEE!!!!!

"ORV...All wheel Drive...Bullet Holes the size of Motza Balls."

"They tell Data to use the stairs when data is falling"

Chunk and Sloth: "HEY YOU GUYS!"

First you gotta do the Truffle Shuffle

hey you guys!

"Hey you guys!"

Mouth: "Yeah, but this one, this one right here, this was my wish, my dream, and it didn't come true. So I'm taking it back. I'm taking them all back."

Brand: "You idiots! You glued it on upside down! If God meant for it to be that way we'd all be pissing in our faces!"

"You know, you're kinda not so bad looking when your face isn't messin it up."

Data: Are you all right, Chunk?

Hi sir, m-m-m-m-my name is Laurence, some people call me chunk.

Chunk: MMMMMM soda pop! Boy am I thirsty. ( opens lid and finds it empty) Dammit! ( slams lid)

chunk: "i smell ice cream"

"Hey you gu-uyyyyyyys!"

" Ya see this one? This one right here, this was my dream, my wish. And it didn't come true. So I'm takin' it back. I'm takin' em' all back."

Fratelli brother to mom "Hey Ma, He stole my Pepperoni"

HEY YOU GUYS! Sloth

It's a STIFF! Ahh!

"There's no way! 'Cuz that means your mom's gotta drive. Then you've gotta make it with her and your mom!" -Mouth
"Rememba when we were going to get your teeth fixed?...And we spent the money of Francis' toupee." Jake Fratelli talking to Sloth
Mikey: "Chester Copperpot, Chester Copperpot, Chester Copperpot!!!! Hey, don't you guys see, don't you realize, he was a pro. He never made it this far. Look how far we've come. We've got a chance."
Andy: "A chance at what Mikey, getting killed? Look, if we keep going, someones really gonna get hurt, maybe dead. Besides we gotta get to the police."
Mikey: "Maybe Chunk already got to the police."
Andy: "Maybe chunk is dead!"
Mikey: "Don't say that, never say that; Goonies never say die."
Andy: "I'm not a Goonie...and I want to go home."
Mikey: "Oh, I forgot. But still don't you realize. The next time we see sky, it'll be over another town, the next time we take a test, it'll be in some other school. Our parents, they want the bestest stuff for us. But right now, they've gotta do what's right for them, cause it's their time. It's there time up there. Down here, it's our time. It's our time down here. That's all over the moment we ride up Troy's bucket. "

"Hey Chunk. I got naked pictures of your mom takin' a bath. Wanna buy em'? Reeeaaalll cheap!"

I Smell ICE CREAM!!!

JERK ALERT!

"Alright, Micheal Jackson didn't come over my house to use the bathroom.. he was about to. BUT HIS SISTER DID!!"
"Goonies never say die."
"When I was eight years old I pushed my sister down the stairs and blamed it on the dog."

"Yeah, but you know what? This one, this one right here, this was my dream, my wish, and it didn't come true. So I'm takin' it back. I'm takin' em all back." ~Mouth

Mikey: Oh, you idiot! You glued it on upside downBrand: Chunk, if God made us do it that way we'd all be pissing in our faces.Chunk: It looks fine to me.

Data: "Wait, I have and idea- Slick Shoes!" All: "Slick Shoes? Are you Crazy??"

"come on brand. slip her the tongue"

"I smell ice cream!"

I'm not a reject!

mouth:we gotta be goin out in style, cruisin the coast,sniffin some leaves, down in the broves, BUT NOOOOOO!

chunk: i smell ice cream!!! it smells like... rocky road

That's what I said booty trap.

Chunk when Fratelli's are interrogating him: But the worst thing I ever done, I mixed up all this fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theatre, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony, and then, then I made a noise like this. (Acts like he is throwing up) Huagh. Huagh. Huagh. Huaaah! And, and then I dumped it over the side on all the people in the audience. Then, th-then then this was horrible, all the people started getting sick, and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

Chunk: "... and this one time when i was in the 4th grade i made fake puke in a bucket and then went to the movie theater and i went into the balcony and i leaned over the side and made this sound 'OOOORRRR! UHHRRRRR!' then i poured the puke over the side and then, this is the worst part, everybody startin gettin sick and pukein all over eachother, and that was the worst ive ever felt in my whole life.

its like, all preparation, no h.

Jerry Lee (to Myra after an unsuccessful attempt at making whoopee): "You don't move like no virgin!"

Andrea "Well how did your presentation go?" Hunt "You remember the time your father chased me around the house with a chainsaw?" Andrea "yeah" Hunt "Well it didn't go quite that well!"